madridiots

Those brainless Real Madrid Fans who say nonsense facts to show they're cool.

Hey: did see messi's header goal vs sporting gijon ?
Madridiots: but Ronaldo can jump higher, messi is shit with 5 ballon d'or record..

by Bayern rapeen madrid April 18, 2017

Real Madrid

A Football team which was formed in 1902, competing in the Primera Division or 'La Liga'. It has never been relegated from top flight football in their 103 years of playing. It is possibly the greatest football club in the history of the game, or for that matter the most successful club of the 20th Century. The King of Spain "King Alfonso XIII" gave the club the blessing to become "Real" Madrid C.F. Real meaning Royal in Spainish. They have won a combined total of 29 La Liga titles, 9 Champions League Titles, 1 European Super Cup, 3 Intercontinental Cups, 2 UEFA Cups, 17 Copa del Rey Titles and 7 Spainish Super Cups. Since Florentino Perez took over the role as Club President in 2000 he has spended big on buying great players like Zinedine Zidane, Luis Figo, Ronaldo, Roberto Carlos, Micheal Owen, David Beckham and just recently buying Robinho from Santos for the next five seasons. In the past two years unfortunately they haven't won any major titles, but with new reinforcements they look better then ever and will prove their worth in the up-coming season.

Real Madrid C.F are the greatest club in the world, i love watching them play it's just amazing! HUGE FAN! NO OTHER CLUB CAN BOAST THE SAME RESPECT AS REAL MADRID C.F

by Ashton Pereira August 26, 2005

Madrid (La Moraleja)

Poshest neighbourhood in Madrid and probably in Spain. Full or rich businessman/woman, celebrities and many spoiled kids driving their new BMW around. Notable schools in the area: ICS ( International College of Spain) which follows the American Curriculum, The Swiss School, Aldeafuente and Aldovea ( right wing, strictly catholic schools) and Runnymede College ( where la crème de la crème of Spanish society attend to get a British education) The Beckhams amongst other celebrities lived in La Moraleja. It's neighbourhood has amazing chalets and houses.

boy 1: I'm going to Barbados and Paris next week
boy 2: where are you from?
boy 1: Madrid (La Moraleja), why?

by Englishexchangestudent March 12, 2011

madridog

They are madrid fans,mostly the foolishness ones. Madridogs always follow ronaldo like dogs and behave like dogs too. They make bad logics and think they make sense. To join their association one has to lose his brain

peter and Layi and Madridogs

by Alanco January 8, 2021

Mandwidth

The maximum amount of manly things one can do in an allotted time-span.

Rick's Mandwidth allows him to do as many manly actions as he wants. However John's Mandwidth is capped at 1 MA/pm (Manly Actions Per Minute)

by BigPalooka1 July 7, 2011

Real Madrid

Real Madrid are a club based in Madrid, Spain. They are competing in the top flight of Spain (LaLiga). Arguably one of the best clubs in history, they boast a record 14 UEFA Champions League Trophies, 7 more than the 2nd placers. They also have 35 LaLiga titles. Real Madrid are known for having one of the best trios in modern football, Bale, Benzema and Cristiano (BBC). The club’s president, Florentino Perez has a policy on only signing the worlds finest players (dubbed Galácticos policy). That has since been relaxed, signing players like Vinicius Junior and Jude Bellingham. Real Madrid are known for their rivalries. One of them is “El Clásico”, where Real Madrid face FC Barcelona. Another one is “El Derbi Madrileño”, where city rivals Real Madrid face Atlético de Madrid. They are also known for their “Remontadas” (or, comebacks in Spanish). One famous remontada is when Real Madrid were done 5-3 to Manchester City, and in less than 3 minutes, Rodrygo saved their asses by netting 2 goals and dragged Madrid back into extra time, where Benzema proceeded to score a penalty to win Madrid the game.

Hey, I saw Real Madrid win the 2022 UEFA Champions League final, Courtois was a beast and didn’t let anything past him! Real Madrid have built a super team.

by foot_ballfan August 5, 2023

mandroid

A robotic/cybernetic being that is posing as a human, particularly a man.

Guy: Someone robbed the bank! I think it was Juan!
Girl: No, It was a mandroid pretending to be Juan!

by Blackflame619 January 31, 2009