Muddy Mandel

The act of cunnilingus while the receiver defecates on the toilet, thus leaving a streak of feces between the chin and lip of the performer, which resembles Howie Mandel's soul patch from the mid-00's. Analogous to the blumpkin.

Emily: I heard Brian gave Tiffany a mean muddy Mandel for their one year anniversary!

Stephanie: Tiffany's so lucky - she found a keeper for sure.

by THEbigAGGIE May 22, 2017

The Mandela Effect Effect

Due to the Mandela Effect which was popularized in 2010 people discovered Nelson Mandela was actually alive and did not die in prison in the 1980s. He later did die in 2013. Because the Mandela Effect is more commonly known than the effect's namesake, many people believe he is still alive.

Nelson Mandela actually died in 2013; you are the victim of the Mandela Effect Effect.

by David Sweet November 20, 2019

Sandem fo me mandem

The Jamaican version of the famous Irish saying “sandies for me mandies”. Said when presenting a tray of sandwiches to a group of hungry men. Used mainly by gay men when courting a train; to be run on them.

A yo bredren. Gather round. Got da sandem fo me mandem.

by Swag dog millionaire February 5, 2020

The Mandela Effect

Contrary to popular belief. The Mandela Effect has nothing to do with time travel or multiple alternate universes colliding.

The Mandela Effect is the recollection of events that never occured. (eg: Shazaam featuring Sinbad. It was actually Kazaam featuring Shaq.)

The name of the phenomena is derived from the belief that mandela died in 1991 in prison.

"Remember Sinbad in Shazaam? No. It never existed. It's the Mandela Effect"

by Jon Jonns July 31, 2017

Mandeep

He is the smartest person people know. He excels in school and with people. He is very outgoing, but if he doesn't like you then he just won't F with you. He is very athletic and is talented in sports. And has a very distinct and cool beard that people are jealous of. He is handsome too.

I wish I had a Mandeep brain.

I wish I had a Mandeep beard.

by Spaghetti 2015 August 22, 2016

The Mandela Catalogue

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube Horror series created by Alex Kister. Whenever I watch it, I get nightmares and wet bedsheets.

The Mandela Catalogue is absolutely terrifying.

by The ObéSter October 30, 2021

Putney Mandem

Your gangster and you must live in Putney in london.

If u is in the Putney Mandem You is Reppin down Putney high street going WHSmith and Waitrose for bare jokes. Generally looking gangster.

by putneybadmen October 17, 2009