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La Mancha Screwjob

When you give a Weezer fan a drunken blowjob while listening and crying to Pinkerton, wishing Weezer would return to their old sound
“Man,,, Mary gave me such a wild La Mancha Screwjob last night

“Blue is better than Pinkerton dude”
by cuomonnoli October 27, 2017
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Macias

Macias is a unique hispanic last name in which they’re out-going and fun to be around. There’s always a good time with a Macias around
Hell yeah this a Macias party !!
by e.macias March 17, 2019
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maniac alarm

Taken from the game "Hitman," this exclamation was confined to the various Asian boards in the game and was said with a generically "Asian" accent. The full phrase was "weapon...weapon...watch out....maniac alarm!" The AI reserved such an exclamation for severe violations of civil decency on the part of the player/protagonist, such as walking into a Triad Den with a fully loaded ak47 and opening up for no good reason. The phrase can be applied, then, to any extremely antisocial behavior.
Everthing was going fine until you went totally maniac alarm on that dude.

Is that guy on the phone or is he yelling at no one? Ah, it's the latter. Maniac alarm.
by Manos, the hands of fate June 11, 2006
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Mancar

A reference to a run-down or extremely powerful automobile whose driving experience is similar to a camping trip in which manly acts are heavily participatory and encouraged. Participants tout their manliness, and often shout "MANCAR!" at the end of acts that are considered manly. At this point, all other men in the vicinity of the car also shout "MANCAR!" in hearty amicability of the aforementioned remark.

A run-down Mancar necessarily must be lacking common amenities that newer cars may offer. This may include no Air Conditioning, improperly working headlights or tail lights, stereo speakers which do not work, a very low MPG rating, or an incredibly loud engine which is not necessarily powerful.

Participants also must be doing manly things while riding in mancar, such as upper and lower extremities hanging out open windows, passengers consuming alcohol in cleverly disguised containers, or yelling "Spring Break!" at pedestrians while shirtless.

A Mancar must also be full of only men, all of which are encouraged to have a scruff demeanor and/or unkempt facial hair.

The Mancar is the male opposite of a 'Ginecar, which unlike a Mancar is necessarily a newer model car, most likely a hybrid, inhabited by women who are encouraged to have a quiet relaxing ride.
Driver: "Dude, did you just yell ' Spring Break '03 ' at that chick walking down the street? You realize it's 2009. . ."
Passenger: "But ' Spring Break '03 ' sounds better. . . MANCAR!"
Driver and passengers in unison: "MANCAR!"
by JKarp August 24, 2009
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Manaia

One of the coolest girls in the world. Will always look out for others and can be counted on to always speak the truth. Usually an incredible runner with beautiful hair.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Manaia?
Person 2: Sort of. She was a blur as she sprinted past me towards the finish...

Person 1: So who's this Manaia person?
Person 2: Only the coolest person in the world!
by FriendOfFriend June 4, 2013
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mancman

A person who has fantastic daydreams of personal triumphs and believes them to be true, even going as far as to try and convince others that they are.

Fantasies can vary from being employed, holding a season ticket, being wealthy, having traveled widely, having great sexual prowess, or being knowledgeable on all subjects.

Rumoured to have fathered a strange Australian "incest cult".
That mancman's a complete bullshitter.

Take what he say's with a pinch of salt, he's a bit of an mancman.

You seem to know everything and have done everything is your name mancman?

mancman's full of shit.
by mancity December 16, 2013
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simp-mania

The entire fucking pokemane chat. This term may also be used on other popular e-girl streamers which are similar to pokemane, in which 30 year old men who live in their moms basement donate 2000 dollars to, in order to get attention from thoust female streamer those type of people are attracted to. If your reading this past 2020, you could find much more information on the word simp on other websites, for example wikipedia.org
*logs on to twitch*
*sees pokemane live*
dam thats gotta be simp-mania over there holy shit
by Smokyoin October 16, 2020
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