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Manchild

A man who makes up lies on the internet to be cool, is 40 years old and dresses like a teenager. Lives with mom. See "Stodd" from bottomofthebucket.com
"The manchild standing at the bus stop smoking GPCs"
by dave November 3, 2003
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MANCHILD

A very highly intelligent male, who refuses to accept that he has the world at his fingertips, but fails utilise any ability,

Always needing something, even if his bank account says No
This particular breeds loves older woman, they call their significant other "woman",or "old Lady"
"Hey "woman" get on the back of my bike" Or when speaking to friends he checks with his "old lady" to see if he can have his 15th beer.
Loves to be waited on hand & foot, & will forever need his diaper changed.
Man, Child, rolled into one, waaaaaa if you dont pack my lunch, I will spend $$

No, I can't stay for coffee, I need to get home with my MANCHILD'S diaper rash ointment, don't you know this by now!!!!

The MANCHILD warmed up his dinner that his "woman" made for him & the MANCHILD made it too hot, now the "old lady" has to blow on it for him

Gotta Love the MANCHILD, helps with the "empty nest syndrome"
by Woman- with a MANCHILD November 2, 2013
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Manchild

I'd like to order a "Manchild" please.

Or

Bartender-What would you like to drink?

Customer- I'd like a "Manchild" please.
by Fatmatt November 15, 2013
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Manchild

An small figure or troll/leprechaun/hobgoblin who has abnormally large feet and sometimes horns; usually responds to "George," "Herbert," or other similar manchildian names
Yo, my man, did you catch that whack Wayans brother as a manchild in that movie?
by KeepingItSoReal March 30, 2009
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ManChild

Old, Grungy, Short, Nasty, Sick, Chode like Man.
My mother's boyfriend, GLEN, is a MANCHILD.
by The Burr June 8, 2004
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Manchild

A person with the body and the age of a child...but the face of a man.
who's that man at the back of the class... oh my god thats not a man thats a child...no thats a manchild
by Johnothon Evanson May 29, 2008
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Manchild

a libra born male with a master number
one who is eclipsed such as christ
a leader from birth , one who is blessed of GOD
Jesus was eclipsed and blessed by GOD, for he was a manchild.
by phx gemini February 22, 2008
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