Machete is the most bad ass movie ever created. It is about Machete, and ex-Federale who is a legend to all Mexican-Americans, being betrayed by a company who hired him off of the street to assassinate Senator John McLaughlin. All out war is declared and Machete's Mexican-American army kick some fucking balls off. Also includes Lyndsay Lohan's tits.
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Manchester is made of various different subsections:
Whiting is largely rural and full of somewhat white trash / redneck individuals. because of the amount of undeveloped woods trails, whiting is known for "woods parties". Kid's in whiting smoke blunts and prefer Honey dutch masters.
Pine Lake Park is known for its horrible polluted lake, where life guards are paid $9/hr to make sure nobody enters the water. PLP lifeguards are notorious for being intoxicated on weed and pain killers on duty. There used to be a public skatepark in PLP but it was torn down after numerous complaints of drug use and drug transactions. Kids in pine lake park smoke hand blown glass pieces.
Holly Oaks is known for their Rite Aid, and the sketchy stoner kids who live there. It is the most typical suburban neighborhood in Manchester. Kids in holly oaks all think theyre drug dealers.
Lakehurst is a seperate town that exists inside Manchester, and is known for the explosion of the hindenburg, its Naval Base, and the prevalence of inbreeding.
Summit Park and Richard Estates are neighborhoods where white people are afraid of getting shot upon entrance.
Manchester is made of various different subsections:
Whiting is largely rural and full of somewhat white trash / redneck individuals. because of the amount of undeveloped woods trails, whiting is known for "woods parties". Kid's in whiting smoke blunts and prefer Honey dutch masters.
Pine Lake Park is known for its horrible polluted lake, where life guards are paid $9/hr to make sure nobody enters the water. PLP lifeguards are notorious for being intoxicated on weed and pain killers on duty. There used to be a public skatepark in PLP but it was torn down after numerous complaints of drug use and drug transactions. Kids in pine lake park smoke hand blown glass pieces.
Holly Oaks is known for their Rite Aid, and the sketchy stoner kids who live there. It is the most typical suburban neighborhood in Manchester. Kids in holly oaks all think theyre drug dealers.
Lakehurst is a seperate town that exists inside Manchester, and is known for the explosion of the hindenburg, its Naval Base, and the prevalence of inbreeding.
Summit Park and Richard Estates are neighborhoods where white people are afraid of getting shot upon entrance.
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Home of the Manchester Blue Devils, some of the worst public education in Georgia, and enough pot to las Cheech and Chong a lifetime. Since its founding in 1909, Manchester has been known for its crooked cops and high crimes. Manchester is the best place out there!
Guy1: Dude, where you from?
Guy2: Oh, Manchester, Georgia
Guy1: Sweet, I've been needin some dope. Gimme a nick.
Guy2: Oh, Manchester, Georgia
Guy1: Sweet, I've been needin some dope. Gimme a nick.
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Get the sweaty machete mug.During a lap dance; a stipper allows the client to insert one or more fingers into her pussy. Once inside you go "fishing" with a come here motion. The best part is the bouncers don't BOOT you out!
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"Get your willy on the table, bruv."
"Yeah, bring 'im here. We're gonna give 'im a Manchester Haircut."
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