miscarriage

A natural abortion

Christina was walking and she felt a tingly feeling in her pelvis, it was a miscarriage.

by KianTech November 24, 2009

Joke miscarriage

When you think of a good thats revelent currently, but you waited too long to tell it and now its dead

Mark: look at that chicken crossing the road
John: *thinks of great joke*
Mark: Anyway...
*40 minutes later
John: i just had a joke miscarriage

by Ronald k chump August 7, 2018

catholic miscarriage

When a woman or girl claims to have had a miscarriage, but in reality has had an abortion. The purpose of the lie is to not bring shame, offend, or incur the wrath of her heavily Catholic family.

Woman 1: Did you hear that Maggie went and had a Catholic miscarriage.
Woman 2: God, that old scam? We need some damn feminism up in here.

by Shine Aqua Illusion August 3, 2019

Food miscarriage

Diarrhea

Man that chipotle gave me a food baby that tragically became a food miscarriage

by Pashera December 4, 2020

Male Miscarriage

When you go to take a shit but nothing comes out except for a bad smell

I think I might be constipated. I felt like I needed to take a poo and I was sitting there for ages but all I got was a Male Miscarriage.

by Spubman January 9, 2021

Failed miscarriage

Technically everybody on earth right now.

Person 1: “Jessica is a failed miscarriage.”
Person 2: “Isn’t everyone?”
Person 1: “Oh shit.”
Person 2: “Your a dumbass Peter.”

by A human I guess August 20, 2022

miscarriage

an abortion you have in a Subway restroom.

Chick: I think I had a miscarriage in the restroom. What do I do with it? Dude: Put it in a bag and take it to the ER so they can tell you what's wrong with it and throw it away.

by Asshole of the Month September 11, 2011