An extreme form of catfishing where the cat fisher is big nasty ugly scary hairy just jesus christ beyond catfish the sea cows of fake profiles god awful stinky hoes that make blind children cry but was clever enough to get your dumbass in the DMs and over to her place and you might as well of walked into a musty booty cave with a lurching manatee you is not even aware of how nasty they are and isn't even fucked up about the exact opposite in like profile that aint her like would just accept that and join the manatee colony
Yo that girl ive been talking to ya know the sexy one
Yah what's good
I'm going to see her tonight
Bet
(Later that night)
Howd it go bro
AAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOD AAHHHHHHHH
wtf happened you get catfished?
Worse ...i was ...manateed ( sobs uncontrollably)
Im so sorry bro....you have my condolences...fuck man ...are you going to be ok....
(Dies)
Yah what's good
I'm going to see her tonight
Bet
(Later that night)
Howd it go bro
AAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOD AAHHHHHHHH
wtf happened you get catfished?
Worse ...i was ...manateed ( sobs uncontrollably)
Im so sorry bro....you have my condolences...fuck man ...are you going to be ok....
(Dies)
by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019
Get the Manateedmug. A really fat person who smells like ass.
by ManateesSucks December 7, 2004
Get the Manateemug. by Pseudonym6931 January 24, 2017
Get the Manateemug. Back in the old days Pirates would have intercourse with Manatee's after being at sea for a very long time.
Manatee means "Pirate Pussy".
by Astra0172 November 20, 2010
Get the Manateemug. A very large dispicable human being with bright blue eyes and no neck RR. Bearing a striking resemblance to a wild manatee, she tends to have a large ass where the bulk of the blubber is stored. Her land waddle has been known to severly injure small children, and crack the city streets that she prowls on.
by truehustla October 22, 2010
Get the land manateemug. A manatee joke is a kind of humour popularised by Family Guy and satirised by South Park. A manatee joke is when one of the characters says something that has nothing to do with the plot or characters in the show, but leads into a flashback of the scene described
"Remember that time you slept with Bill Clinton?"
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?
by Jlarge November 14, 2007
Get the Manatee jokemug. An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.
Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.
Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.
Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the grease is completely gone, sucked dry."
Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."
Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."
by Phineas Gage December 20, 2006
Get the Land Manateemug.