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Store Manager

1. To be a company's complete bitch

2. Person who has the ability to hire hot girls so they have something to look at

3. Someone who is most likely underpaid for the job that they actually do so they pawn most of their work off on other people.
1. The Store Managers worked off the clock on my 3 day weekend 'cause his boss didn't give me enough notice about having to go work at that other store and he already had my hours in for the week

2. Did you see that total skank the Store Manager hired? You know what he's going for...

3. That Store Manager gets paid the same no matter how many hours he works
by Matt89052 May 25, 2008
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District Manager

A semi higher up(usually retail) who spews out bad ideas from their higher ups that will ultimately help Wal-Mart kill the company faster.

99.9% of the time these people have zero idea what they are talking about and just serve to make a persons time in retail far worse than it should be.
I am the District Manager you have to listen me!!!!!

Extended Warranties and Instant Credits will save this company.

I am cutting your stores hours.

You are fired for pointing out that I am stupid.
by ecco6t9 April 6, 2009
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I want to speak to the manager

The ultimate weapon used by Karen if someone didn't do the job correctly according to Karen's broken logic and lack of common sense
- Is there a problem here?
- I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!
- why?
by BrandonWasHere July 21, 2020
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load management

A medical condition that compels superstar athletes to voluntarily or involuntarily, act like a canine that lacks a Y-chromosome.
LeBronze will be out tonight against the Golden State Warriors due to load management.
by nefertiti_laker_fan February 4, 2019
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Project Manager

Somone who uses endless buzz words and centres their existance around a load of paperwork, meetings, conference calls and turning every task, no matter how small, into an epic display of verbal and written diarrhea. Jobs that once needed a sensible tradeperson or two, now need to be a project with a project manager. They sit between the workers and management and are very good at being on the side of whoever they are talking to and ensuring that they are never in the same room as both workers and management. Commanding huge amounts of money, they are gifted in prolonging everything.
"I think we need to change the tap washer in the toilet because its leaking but there may be some issue with finding the stop tap and if too much torque is applied we could snap the fitting and all get drowned. Better get a bank loan to employ a Project Manager to make sure that doesn't happen"
by Projectman December 18, 2011
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manager's special

Ejaculating on someone before you fire them.
Justin if you dont get your bitch ass to work im going to give you a manager's special.
by Trooperholman Sr March 24, 2012
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Seagull Management

The seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then flies off again leaving a big mess behind
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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