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French Manicure

When a girl digs her nails into a guys back (who has back acne) during sex; the zits pop & puss gets under the girls nails.
So I found out that Steve has back acne. Last night when we had sex I ended up with a French Manicure!!!
by MunkeeGurl October 24, 2011
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ghetto manicure

A French manicure using Wite-Out instead of white nail polish to color the tips of the nails.
I saw Trish giving herself a ghetto manicure earlier. I'm assuming she's got another cheap date tonight
by g0nnalfynow April 20, 2010
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Puerto Rican Manicure

When you finger your girlfriend while she is on her period, and let the menstrual blood dry.
Matt: "Jesus what is that on your hand?"
Jesus: "Ah shit! Maria is on her period, and I forgot to wash my hands this morning."
Matt: "HA! She gave you a Puerto Rican manicure! Hilarious!"

Puerto Rican Fingering Sex period Pussy
by JesusNotChrist August 25, 2014
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Worst manicure experience of my life!

Used to mock someone who is complaining about something that is of little or no importance, showing them that you do not care.
Person 1: I can't believe she got invited to the party before me!
Person 2: Yeah I know, worst manicure experience of my life!
Person 1: Ugh.
by Mustache Lincoln April 2, 2009
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Colombian Manicure

When an enraged, STD ridden prostitute bites your finger off in a filthy Colombian brothel.
Frank got a Colombian Manicure. They call him Frankie Four Fingers now.
by Bwahahahahah January 16, 2018
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Italian Manicure

When a person ejaculates from an old fashioned and it drips down the performers hand, across their finger nails.
She took every ounce out of me. The last of it dripped and gave her an Italian manicure.
by Toolazy69 April 24, 2019
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Kansas city manicure

When you dip your fingers in dry rub and masturbate while on your period.
My poontang was burning after I gave myself a Kansas city manicure
by Joshisbrofresh July 5, 2021
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