gums maloney

a female, typically going thru a mid-life crisis, with large gums that enjoys drinking tequila.

Gums Maloney only drinks tequila that rots out her ass.

by custodian22 May 26, 2009

Caitlin Maloney

One of the Best Photographer's to come out of Hofstra.

Bob: Is that a original Alberto Korda?

Jesse: No, It belongs to Elliott Erwitt.

Thomas: No you idiot's you are both wrong, It's by Caitlin Maloney!

by Untitledanonymousss October 5, 2009

malory

a fierce, 100%canibal; one who enjoys eating, breathing, and talking about people. though she has a quite goofy side, malory is constantly, canibal(ing).

" gee bud, youre acting like a malory! "

by alisa rios January 24, 2008

maloney

a boy who is being rediculous and silly.

"you didn't call me last night."
"yes i did silly maloney!"

by Jasmone' January 17, 2009

Maloney mincer

A sexual act involving putting one's penis in a mini smoothie blender.

I regret trying the Maloney mincer last night with the bros.

by wowmcwowser February 4, 2022

Ferdinand Maloney

Video Game Addict

Ferdinand Maloney, Gregg J. Kleinmark, Tyrone Spellman, Daniel Petric.

by annoymous animal February 14, 2009

jaxson maloney

A hot mother fuck from Tampa Florida that don’t give a duck that gets all the girls and always will also he gots abs and will also keep a girl by his side and be loyal even if he jokes that he’s not. Lastly he is very hipper at school.

Jaxson Maloney needs to get a life

by Jaxson Maloney December 1, 2021