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Mayonnaiser

A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.
Person 1: Have you heard about Matthew? He's become such a Mayonnaiser
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.
by shane_y May 15, 2020
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Puttana la Madonna

''Puttana la madonna'' is an italian exclamation, it means ''The Virgin Mary is a Bitch''.
Italians usually say it when they are angry.
Puttana la madonna, mi è caduta la sigaretta!

Porco dio e puttana la madonna, sono incazzatissimo!
by porcodiobastardorottoinculo October 11, 2010
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pre-madonna

Used by idiots who do not know the real phrase is prima donna.
There's no waiting for correct lighting or pre-Madonna stars and special effects are the wildest and cheapest possible.
by Trench January 4, 2004
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Unicorn Mayonnaise

What comes out of a unicorn's horn when you polish it. A wonderful low-fat alternative that's great in sandwiches.
When I spit-shine Sparkle's horn, he gives me a lot of unicorn mayonnaise, thus saving me a trip to the store.
by Blargdragon April 22, 2006
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Mayonnaise truck

The logistical delivery system of male ejaculate to a females torso, neck, or face.
Last night during intense oral negotiations I managed to make it look like she got hit in the face by the mayonnaise truck.
by TheNewVanStu November 22, 2011
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Mayonnaise Maggot

"These Mayonnaise Maggots are gonna stop harassing us. Or else."
by IBTAL May 8, 2020
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mayonnaise dad

Someone who constantly says tacky things.
Mayonnaise dad: What's up chocolate mama?

African American woman: Nothin much mayonnaise dad.
by Tacocatss June 14, 2015
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