Maloney mincer

A sexual act involving putting one's penis in a mini smoothie blender.

I regret trying the Maloney mincer last night with the bros.

by wowmcwowser February 4, 2022

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jaxson maloney

A hot mother fuck from Tampa Florida that don’t give a duck that gets all the girls and always will also he gots abs and will also keep a girl by his side and be loyal even if he jokes that he’s not. Lastly he is very hipper at school.

Jaxson Maloney needs to get a life

by Jaxson Maloney December 1, 2021

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Clare Maloney

A french saying for a person who has jaundice and or plays games that kill little cute animals.

"The mass murder is Clare Maloney"
"Fred, the psychopath, was a Clare Maloney"

by themasterofdisguse222 December 28, 2008

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Balls Maloney

A drunk Irishman’s balls after self fondling.

I had a pretty phat orgasm after that Balls Maloney last night.

by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 16, 2019

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Anne-marie maloney

An extremely overweight irish lady, most commonly found in the midlands of ireland offaly, westmeath, a typical day in the life of an ann-marie would start in the fridge and end the day in the fridge

Leave of them chips or you’ll become an anne-marie maloney before you know it

by Anne-marie maloney May 10, 2020

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