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dirt in your mallows

-insultingly gross STD formerly, currently, or eventually infesting one's genitals

-when the key elements of one's life are, regrettably, fucked
bro, you got dirt in your mallows.
by fuckyoukelsey September 10, 2011
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Puffy-mallow-dysphoria

A mental disorder commonly experienced by mental health professionals wherein an unshakable self-identification of being a giant sugary marshmallow ultimately complicates and disrupts their day-to-day routines.

Puffymallowdysphoria is frequently accompanied by extreme phobias of hot chocolate, fishing hooks, and people who love to make S'mores.

Additionally, sufferers of the disorder are obsessed with sexual fantasies about The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay-Puft. The fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise frequently appears to those who acquire puffymallowdysphoria in various BDSM scenarios. Usually as a giant, leather clad, horny marshmallow.

The DSM-5 defines puffymallowdysphoria as a currently untreatable disorder. Citing the reason for no existing form of treatment as, "those who acquire the disorder of puffymallowdysphoria are the mental health professionals responsible for treating puffymallowdysphoria and other related imaginary illnesses."

Puffymallowdysphoria is derived from the Greek words ζαχαρωτό μαρσμέλοου meaning marshmallow and the Dothraki word "δύσφορος (dysphoros), meaning a profound state of unease. In Ewokese the disorder is defined as puffy-mallow-head and is believed to be caused by neurotic thoughts about a persons self importance.
Puffy-mallow-dysphoria

A. Damn! That's the third psychologist I've lost to puffymallowdysphoria.
B. I'll get the graham crackers and chocolate.
by Wittyhandle September 12, 2021
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Chocolate mallow mouse poop

An abomination created by Angela. Food made of chocolate, marshmallows and a lack of creativity .
That was chocolate mallow mouse poop was so bad, I can’t believe I paid $9 for it.
by Foodcritic August 7, 2018
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The "Mallows Effect"

the feeling of being sick or feeling of catching something "dirty" just by being in the same vicinity as them...
"Hey, check out that prostitute! I think she just gave me Hepatitis by "The "Mallows Effect""
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Mallow

Another way to refer to a platonic life partner in a Queer-Platonic Relationship (QPR)

Variants include zucchini, joyfriend, significant bother, and partner
Me and my mallow went to the zoo the other day, and they added a reptile house!

My mallow’s pretty picky about when we go out on dates, because they don’t wanna intrude on time between me and my girlfriend.
by CitrusHerosi May 18, 2024
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mallow mouth

When you cum into a girls mouth and she sticks out her tongue and it looks like wet marshmallows
I gave that girl the ol' mallow mouth
by Sasquie July 9, 2023
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squish mallow

They are the fucking spawn of Satan, they may look cute but DO NOT TRUST THEM
Squish mallows are fucking trash
by kaneki ken's wifu March 24, 2021
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