-insultingly gross STD formerly, currently, or eventually infesting one's genitals
-when the key elements of one's life are, regrettably, fucked
-when the key elements of one's life are, regrettably, fucked
by fuckyoukelsey September 10, 2011
Get the dirt in your mallowsmug. A mental disorder commonly experienced by mental health professionals wherein an unshakable self-identification of being a giant sugary marshmallow ultimately complicates and disrupts their day-to-day routines.
Puffymallowdysphoria is frequently accompanied by extreme phobias of hot chocolate, fishing hooks, and people who love to make S'mores.
Additionally, sufferers of the disorder are obsessed with sexual fantasies about The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay-Puft. The fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise frequently appears to those who acquire puffymallowdysphoria in various BDSM scenarios. Usually as a giant, leather clad, horny marshmallow.
The DSM-5 defines puffymallowdysphoria as a currently untreatable disorder. Citing the reason for no existing form of treatment as, "those who acquire the disorder of puffymallowdysphoria are the mental health professionals responsible for treating puffymallowdysphoria and other related imaginary illnesses."
Puffymallowdysphoria is derived from the Greek words ζαχαρωτό μαρσμέλοου meaning marshmallow and the Dothraki word "δύσφορος (dysphoros), meaning a profound state of unease. In Ewokese the disorder is defined as puffy-mallow-head and is believed to be caused by neurotic thoughts about a persons self importance.
Puffymallowdysphoria is frequently accompanied by extreme phobias of hot chocolate, fishing hooks, and people who love to make S'mores.
Additionally, sufferers of the disorder are obsessed with sexual fantasies about The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay-Puft. The fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise frequently appears to those who acquire puffymallowdysphoria in various BDSM scenarios. Usually as a giant, leather clad, horny marshmallow.
The DSM-5 defines puffymallowdysphoria as a currently untreatable disorder. Citing the reason for no existing form of treatment as, "those who acquire the disorder of puffymallowdysphoria are the mental health professionals responsible for treating puffymallowdysphoria and other related imaginary illnesses."
Puffymallowdysphoria is derived from the Greek words ζαχαρωτό μαρσμέλοου meaning marshmallow and the Dothraki word "δύσφορος (dysphoros), meaning a profound state of unease. In Ewokese the disorder is defined as puffy-mallow-head and is believed to be caused by neurotic thoughts about a persons self importance.
Puffy-mallow-dysphoria
A. Damn! That's the third psychologist I've lost to puffymallowdysphoria.
B. I'll get the graham crackers and chocolate.
A. Damn! That's the third psychologist I've lost to puffymallowdysphoria.
B. I'll get the graham crackers and chocolate.
by Wittyhandle September 12, 2021
Get the Puffy-mallow-dysphoriamug. by Foodcritic August 7, 2018
Get the Chocolate mallow mouse poopmug. the feeling of being sick or feeling of catching something "dirty" just by being in the same vicinity as them...
by I live in far far away land :P June 10, 2009
Get the The "Mallows Effect"mug. Another way to refer to a platonic life partner in a Queer-Platonic Relationship (QPR)
Variants include zucchini, joyfriend, significant bother, and partner
Variants include zucchini, joyfriend, significant bother, and partner
Me and my mallow went to the zoo the other day, and they added a reptile house!
My mallow’s pretty picky about when we go out on dates, because they don’t wanna intrude on time between me and my girlfriend.
My mallow’s pretty picky about when we go out on dates, because they don’t wanna intrude on time between me and my girlfriend.
by CitrusHerosi May 18, 2024
Get the Mallowmug. by Sasquie July 9, 2023
Get the mallow mouthmug. by kaneki ken's wifu March 24, 2021
Get the squish mallowmug.