Used as an example of something that only really gullible people would believe in.
Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.
Born of the urban myth that cows in Malta live underground where it is cooler.
Lisa: Hey Caroline, all NHS admin staff are getting a 5% pay increase next year.
Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?
Caroline: Very funny. Like the Maltese cave cows? Is it April 1st by any chance?
by zholty January 17, 2008
Get the Maltese cave cows mug.Matt Maltese is a British musician with an angelic voice. He is mainly known for his trending song "As the world caves in" on Tiktok, but there's so much more to his discography. He has 3 albums and my personal favourite& his actual masterpiece is "Bad contestant". Every live performance of him is amazing and I don't think he is able to make one bad song. Also, his voice is unbelievable.
So, if you listen to Matt Maltese, you're probably really cool and have wonderful taste. If you don't, it's never too late to start. Whichever one you are, don't hesitate to follow my account matt_maltese_fanpage on instagram.😋
So, if you listen to Matt Maltese, you're probably really cool and have wonderful taste. If you don't, it's never too late to start. Whichever one you are, don't hesitate to follow my account matt_maltese_fanpage on instagram.😋
hottie: Hey, you are really pretty. Do you by any chance listen to Matt Maltese?
random ugly person: Matt??Maltese??? No he sucks. And his shaved head looks like an egg.
hottie: HIS SHAVED HEAD IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER. But nvm yo a#s ugly as he#l🤙
random ugly person: Matt??Maltese??? No he sucks. And his shaved head looks like an egg.
hottie: HIS SHAVED HEAD IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER. But nvm yo a#s ugly as he#l🤙
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When you have tried every other strategy to get that filthy blozzer you've been crying out for so your only last option is to get down on one knee and give your life away.
"She hasn't touched my slug for months, think I might have to use the Maltese Proposal this weekend."
"Used the Maltese Proposal this weekend. It was a carnival of saliva."
"Used the Maltese Proposal this weekend. It was a carnival of saliva."
by Jimmy Burtgoals November 4, 2018
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A small white fluffy dog, apparently selectively bred to present this appearance since Roman times. They were perfectly good wolves before that. Their hair never sheds or stops growing, which means that they can become a hideous walking dreadlock in the blink of an eye. Often inbred to the extent that they need all of their rotten teeth pulled out by a vet before the age of six, it is debatable whether the Maltese is capable of learning discipline. They are given to ceaseless yapping, wissing on rugs and biting (with aforementioned rotten teeth- they have hellbreath) and are never reprimanded for such crimes by their fat, matronly, indulgent owners who need something totally dependent on them to cuddle because their beloved son has rebelled and moved out of home to become a skinhead.
Nurse: Oh, great. Another five cages full of Maltese Terriers today. Total dental removals, or all-over body shaves?
Vet: Both. Get the gas....
Vet: Both. Get the gas....
by The Hideous Damsel January 2, 2006
Get the Maltese Terrier mug.Pool player who cannot avoid potting the white on important shots. Tends to lose out to thegreatgatsby on RTG powerplays.
"Look, John, he's potted the white again."
"Yes, Dennis, how many times are we going to see him do that?"
"Yes, Dennis, how many times are we going to see him do that?"
by thegreatgatsby October 24, 2003
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