draco malfoy

#1. The Anti-Harry (Potter), Potter's Arch-nemisis, enemy, rival.
Unless you consider that the position of Voldemort,
Draco is only the blonde rich brat who is jealous of Harry and tries to get him expelled from school.
Unless you don't want a canon definition,
He is a gorgeous, sexy, blond, evil, slytherin sex god who may or may not be Harry Potter's secret lover. This is by far my favorite.

"(Draco Malfoy) who at the present time had an arm around both Pansy Parkinson and Blaise Zabini, and who was smiling as if he'd just discovered Original Sin and was having great fun with it."
—Draco Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing Rat

by Wicked April 8, 2004

Joe Malloy

Joe Malloy is a godly expanse of shimmering manliness. Women climax when he looks their way, but stays true to whomever he's with. His penis tears lesser women apart. The sheer size of his ejaculation would rupture your kidneys and lungs.

Joe Malloy.

by Jaques Lee June 18, 2011

Draco Malfoy-ing

When somebody uses their parent-figure as a reason to look important.

Also known as a daddy-boy/momma-boy.

This professor once gave a university student a C on a philosophy paper. She looked at him and said: “Do you know who my father is?”
Now that's some Draco Malfoy-ing over there!

by duckburg June 26, 2018

malloytis

An artifical and illusory medical condition, often used a slang term to give a reason for an employee calling off sick and not reporting to work, when the employee is not actually sick.

"He's not coming into work tonight. It's the weekend. He has Malloytis."

"July 4th and she's calling off? She must have Malloytis."

by Doctorsnote November 16, 2016

Malloy

To Malloy is to blue tick or ignore someone's messages on any IM application.

I just got a message from a close friend who wants to hear from me. I'll just Malloy them.

by MikeBurt October 14, 2019

Lucius Malfoy

The sexiest man in the Harry Potter universe

Lucius Malfoy is so fricking sexy

by MaraudersMamas November 3, 2020

Draco Malfoy

Harry Potter's supposed "arch-nemesis" in the series by J.K. Rowling. Blond, arrogant, rich and devoted to making all Gryffindors' (particularly Harry and co.) lives hell as often as possible. Usually accompanied by his brute lackeys Crabbe and Goyle. His father Lucius Malfoy is a certified P.I.M.P. with that snake-head cane.

Personally, we think he's dead sexy, but regrettably admit to being biased because of our Tom Felton fanhood. Harry/Draco, bitches.

Draco Malfoy loves to make Harry's situation hard...in all senses of the word.

Paper: Draco Malfoy is one sexy ferret bastard, ain't he?
Pantry: Indubitably.
Paper: Can't wait til "Goblet of Fire" hits theaters.

by paper and pantry October 6, 2005