The most amazing breed of house cat ever to walk this earth. it is a longhaired breed of house cat, lazy and naturally big-boned and long with long wiskers
by Ty Murry July 22, 2011
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accomplishments:
-caught a leprechaun
-ran into justin bieber
-met sarah palin
-stole a rock from a national park
-owns a mask with polar bear hair
the last one two are the only ones that he can back it up. the rock is rock-colord and large. polar bear fur is soft.
is rumored to be unable to hear a certain frequency. this theory has been tested and proved.
is easily excited (a.k.a, loves to yell), loves to tell people they are late and give lunch detentions.
accomplishments:
-caught a leprechaun
-ran into justin bieber
-met sarah palin
-stole a rock from a national park
-owns a mask with polar bear hair
the last one two are the only ones that he can back it up. the rock is rock-colord and large. polar bear fur is soft.
is rumored to be unable to hear a certain frequency. this theory has been tested and proved.
is easily excited (a.k.a, loves to yell), loves to tell people they are late and give lunch detentions.
Mr. Malinka: YOU'RE LAAAAAAAAATE! YOU WANT A LUNCH DETENTION?
by thatonegirls96 April 26, 2011
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Guy 1:"Why the fuck does that massive Ford truck have both a "God Bless our Troops" and a "Vote Obama 2012" bumper sticker?"
Guy 2:"We are in Maine, Jeff"
Guy 2:"We are in Maine, Jeff"
by The Original Fin September 12, 2015
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Get the Malina mug.One of the oldest domestic felines. Originally thought to be from Maine and consisting of half raccoon (according to folklore due to the raccoon like tail). Characteristic of a dog since they follow your every move and are very large.
by Palmero April 23, 2005
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loud and has a lot of backbone.
girls wanna be her friend,guys want her to be theirs.
often the one her friends go to, but never tells their secrets.
a trustworthy and bold person who isnt scared to fight and be blunt.
she is usually taken or has her eyes on the prize.
loud and has a lot of backbone.
girls wanna be her friend,guys want her to be theirs.
often the one her friends go to, but never tells their secrets.
a trustworthy and bold person who isnt scared to fight and be blunt.
she is usually taken or has her eyes on the prize.
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guy#3: Hey guys, stop talking about my girlfriend like im not right HERE!!!
girl#1:I wish I was maliesha's twin or something.
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