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He's like an orange m&m, Intimidating on the outside but a sweet treat on the inside. Once you get to know him you'll love him and his endless memes. Yes you'll have your up and downs, but the ups are what keep you going. He truly cares. He's not afraid of saying stuff on his mind. Downside is he uses gifs instead of emojis. I almost forgot, he'll steal your memes and trademark them without your permission. Gotta love the guy. (If you're name is Ethan please communicate at your own risk).
Malcolm by Why you lookin October 12, 2017
Malcolm
A person, generally a male, who is very athletic and has a very large penis that is good in bed. He(or she) has good genetics and doesn't appreciate to be "handed things," but likes to work for them. The girls love him but he only likes a few back, and is generally everybody's favorite or one of their favorite persons.
Malcolm by Ultra mantan June 7, 2017
MALCOLM
A beautiful person with a big heart usually of the male species. Usually misunderstood, but if you are one of those crazy people on his frequency he’s the best person you’re ever gonna meet. Has the biggest cutest smile ever and big arms to sleep on. His larger-than-life fantasies will make you laugh at first, but he’s serious. Super dedicated to his chosen career path. May come off as a player but he just is in love with moments & other beautiful people. He always out here looking like daddy so he’s meant to have lots n lots of children. A little cocky at times because he knows that he’s fine, but also wants to see others love themselves too. So supportive. His only flaw is his lack of time management. If you know a Malcolm treat him nice.
MALCOLM by bluntblesser June 25, 2020
Malcolm
Malcolm is a sweet person. A boy who is sweet and very intelligent, but sometimes acts like a jerk near his friends. He can make you fall in love with him and he won't even do it on purpose. He will protect you and make you smile and laugh all the time. He will be the best best friend u will ever find. And if you ever lose him u will cry so much without even realising how much u need him in ur life. He's not a player, he will never cheat on a girl. If you find a malcolm don't let him go.
Girl 1: why are you smiling so much
Girl 2: I think she was talking to malcolm
Girl 3: I was talking to malcolm, he makes my day just by smiling at me or telling me how important I am for him, he's so sweet
Girl 2: I knew it
Girl 2: I think she was talking to malcolm
Girl 3: I was talking to malcolm, he makes my day just by smiling at me or telling me how important I am for him, he's so sweet
Girl 2: I knew it
Malcolm by LondonSexyGirl February 4, 2018
Malcolm
A guy, specifically one named Mj, who gets fooled two times by two girls, the first time he’s usually fine with it, and he says “i love you” and sexual things when he has a girlfriend, he also makes jokes about rape to his friends in a groupchat. If you meet one of these, he definitely wont tell you his middle name if you arent dating him. He’s usually a bitch and has nerdy glasses. Hes nice, but if you say something wrong he threatens to block you.
If that malcolm is dumb enough to look up his name in the urban dictionary, hello mj. Ur girlfriend can definitely do better
If that malcolm is dumb enough to look up his name in the urban dictionary, hello mj. Ur girlfriend can definitely do better