malwande

A Malwande is usually a girl who is shy, but crazy and hilarious once you get to know them. Although they have a low self-esteem they are beautiful and hot they just don't notice it because they are always comparing themselves to society. They are always taking all the negative things society has to say about them to heart and never notice the positive things. Most of them are thick and curvy with big booty's. They take time to open up and when they do it means she really trusts you and is willing to keep you in her life, most of the time they aren't clingy people but once they do become attached they never let go. they can keep conversation's going for long periods of time if they are comfortable around you, you'll never have a dull moment around her. Although they can be rude and mean it is only because you are returning that same energy or they feel you are trying to use them , otherwise they are really nice and kind people. So if you meet one she's a keeper

I don't understand why she is insecure when she is so beautiful

Yeah, i know right she such a Malwande

by lilpattyrod July 16, 2020

mancandy

A male that's physically attractive and generally eye candy.

My boyfriend Dyllan is total mancandy. Yum.

by Tessessah November 17, 2010

Dirty Maldanado

Rubbing your sweaty gooch on the face of a guy during Gay sex.

Raymond Maldanado gave his signature "Dirty Maldanado" To a Male Striper.

by Suhav j October 17, 2008

Malvanis

A legendary WoW gamer renowned for proficiency under the Warlock class and beyond the skills of even Lettara of Exodus. Ex leader of World 1st guild Malediction.

Don't you wish all our warlocks were like Malvanis?

by Arattel fo Sudoxe October 22, 2012

Electric Macan

To be used whenever a mate makes a stupid and simple mistake that is wholly obvious to all other than the mate who made it.

Origin

T- I quite fancy a small car, like a macan but electric

M - oh have you thought about an electric Macan?

……
M - What drink are you having?
T - I fancy a beer, larger than a half but not as big as a yard

M - You mean a pint

MG - you electric Macan that one

by TheBinJuice October 15, 2021

Malanda

A small town located in QLD near Atherton.
It is full of people that cannot drive, Pot smokers and feral schoolchildren of all shapes and sizes pissing about outside the local cafe.

Atherton Malanda

by Wad67 January 9, 2012

Malana

An amazing friend who is always there for you when you need her and her only flaw is her allergy to human emotion.

You're the best LALA! aka Malana

by shortlivedlove December 12, 2009