Mister Maam

the word for a person that looks like a man trying to be a woman.

Person 1-Hey did you see that dude wearing a dress?
Person 2- you need to call it a Mister Maam!

by jonesberger February 5, 2019

Maham

Typically a female name. Means 'a piece of the moon' in Persian. In Arabic, it refers to a baby gazelle. It is also a palindrome.

Individuals with this name possess large intimidating eyes, an alternative sense of style, are extremely blunt, and are cautious in their dealings with people. Over all, they possess an enigmatic persona that is hard to read but at the same time, is undeniably magnetic. This can sometimes be misunderstood for arrogance. Very hard to come by.

Maham grants us access to divinity. The closest thing to it.

She is both the muse, and the artist - her name is Maham.

by Zattar January 18, 2010

Madame Pipi

In France and in other places, Madame Pipi is the title given to female rest room attendants.

Madame Pipi presided over the rest room; keeping it sanitary and providing soap and hand towels.

by Cranberry Bob August 19, 2021

Mala

Mala is a funny,nice,sweet kind, and cute girl. She’s super pretty but she thinks she’s ugly, she can get any boy. She’s wicked funny and has a very great personality.

Wow look at Mala!

by sam Asher September 24, 2018

Ba-da liki mala da shini malaga

A great way to wrap up a rambling drunken voicemail to someone. When executed properly, you will achieve three things:

1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.

Drunk guy leaving a message: " Heyyyyy, how are you? I don’t know why you’re ignoring me, I didn’t do anything wrong. Um. Yeah, like, what the, what happened man, we like didn’t meet up… right? And then next thing you know you just don’t wanna talk to me now? You know you’re going to see me when the summer time comes. And you’re gonna see me, and I’m going to be jacked out and you’re gonna be like, “fuck, I coulda duh duh duh duh” or you gonna hear about a girl that i was with and be like, “What he like what and he what his what with what in the what!?” and then you’re going to be like, “Daaaamn.” So let’s skip all that and let’s start talking again cuz I didn’t do anything mean to you or bad to you, we just couldn’t freaking get on the same wavelength of time to make a date to hang out. This time, let’s just meet and boom, quick and easy, ba-da liki mala da shini malaga, and everything’s cool, alright? Ok. Bye."

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016

the maaman effect

1. the effect a stupid person's acts have on people around him
2. the lack of common sense that cracks up people

guy1: i can't find my phone!
guy2: here take my phone and call yours
guy1: tried that already didn't work
guy2: is it on silent?
guy1:.....
guy2: now that's the maaman effect!

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guy1: dude i fell on my face!
guy2: now that's the real maaman!

by Freeek August 9, 2012

Malachi

Malachi, too many words to describe him. A truly humorous person that is sure to make you laugh. Has the nicest smile ever and is loyal. Somewhat a nerd, which makes him even better in my book! Trustworthy and honest. Usually shy and quiet at first but once you get to know him he is a good person. A great hugger (and trust me, im not lying). Even though he may not look like it, he is pretty athletic. You can always count on him. His self esteem is not so prestigious but he doesn't realize how special and how good he is. He will always find a way to make you smile, even when your down deep in the dumps. If you ever find yourself with a Malachi, you're quite lucky, because He is the definition of perfect friend. Period. :)

Person 1: "wow Malachi is the best!"
Person 2: "How"
Person 1: "Looking at him says it all"

by DaBeast352 July 9, 2019