Malamanteau

A neologism for a portmanteau created by incorrectly combining a malapropism with a neologism. It is itself a portmanteau of 'malapropism' and 'portmanteau'.

"That was textuous."
"Haha, now that's a malamanteau."
"A what?"
"Don't tell me you haven't seen xkcd.com/739 yet!"

by TelepathicTwins May 11, 2010

malagana

- a way of trying to being smart and gain something out of it.
- greek word describing someone smart but loving

Stavroula eisai megali malagana

by Karavaki April 3, 2007

Malamanteau

A word defined to infuriate Wikipedia editors

Since an xkcd comic showed a Wikipedia article entitled "Malamanteau" people keep on trying to create the article!

by SteveD May 12, 2010

malgamistic

the process of forming dingle berrys

the warmth of the body tempeture that hardens the anal seapage to the hairs with collection of the paper fibers as one tries to wipe the anul seepage around the poop shooot is the malgamistic proccess

by Matt Stockton May 13, 2008

German Malamute

A sex act that involves being forced to ingest synthetic drugs, while being anally violated by a man in his 70's with green teeth, while 2 dogs in the room clean their own testicles.

That German porno was disturbing. It was from the 70's and featured the actor who invented the German Malamute. I've heard that it's used by some underworld figures as punishment now a days.

by Purple SUV November 17, 2012

Malamate

To annihilate and exhaust a woman with your sexual prowess, penile girth, or any combination therein, for hours on end.

That girl must have been hurting in the morning because from the sounds of it you Malamated her last night!

by Vitamin-Z December 8, 2009

Malamute

Extremely butch and/or manly, bitter lesbian. Plural version can be used for a troop of either butch lesbians or any group of lesbians in general.

Do you see that malamute chopping wood in her flannel.

by The Island San Diego January 24, 2009