mailer-daemon

A cyber-fiend who hijacks your e-mail transmissions for horrific ends and instantly declares your message a failure.

"...that I may have your hand in matrimony." SEND

MAILER-DAEMON: < message failure>

" O scowl of night!"

by cisco djidd June 28, 2009

Oscar Mayer Pussy

a fat, saggy pussy that looks like roast beef and smells like bologna. tastes great on bread.

Ayo! Dat chik, Rachel, had some rank vagine. I'm talkin Oscar Mayer Pussy shit!

by Smyth Jackson February 20, 2011

John Mayer it!

John Mayer it!

A way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. Gets the guitar player instant pussy and respect from his borderline emo friends.

Them: "Man, I don't think anyone likes this song I wrote."

You: "John Mayer it! You'll get laid in no time."

Them: "Thanks man, that really worked."

by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

mayerlyn

She is a beautiful Latina, she ain't taking shit from no girl if she wanna fight a bitch she fighting a bitch, she very thick and fine , she will be the finest girl to have , if you dating a mayerlyn do not break up with her she is protective over you cause she loves you and she is very beautiful, she loves to eat and loves only one boy

Carlos:A Holmes see that fine girl mayerlyn Holmes

Daniel:Yea Holmes she fine its hard to get her and she over protective when it comes in a relationship guey.

by SPOOKY LOCO👻 June 15, 2018

Maryeri

The most beautiful, clingy and protective girl you will ever find. She may be a bit crazy, but that is what makes her unique.

-What is your gfs name? -Maryeri -You are lucky man!

by Ivisl23 November 22, 2021

Mayers

Mayers are lovely people that work hard and don’t take nothing from no one. No matter what they will be there for you. They’re also very smart and love music.

Girl: Wait you know a Mayers?
Boy: Of course I do
Girl: Ahh your so lucky! I want one!

by All unique November 2, 2019

maiter

A bi, gay or experimenting man's male mistress equivalent.

Derived from man and waiter.

My husband claimed he was staying late at the office, but really he was having sex with his maiter.

My maiter asked me if I wanted to order a cock to go with my tossed salad.

by brado creamed corn August 17, 2012