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Millena

A person with kindness as her motto. Never gives
Up. A pretty, cool, and amazing person to

Be around.
Millena is someone who would know how to

Walk stylish do to the way she acts with coolness
And kindness.
by The one who is ruthless October 21, 2011
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Millenial Classic Rock

A sub-genre of alternative and punk rock music typically ranging from the mid-to-early 90's to the mid-to-early 00's. This actual tasteful music is generally nostalgic to the Millenial generation as would a Baby Boomer or a Generation X person is to real Classic Rock. Music that typically belongs to this genre would be songs by Green Day, Blink-182, Linkin Park, Seether, Foo Fighters, Breaking Benjamin, and Three Days Grace.
At a party...
Man 1: Someone put some good music on!
Man 2: I'll put my iPhone on and play some MCR.
Man 1: MCR?
Man 2: Millenial Classic Rock. plays a song by Smash Mouth.
Woman: Hey! What's this crap? I haven't heard this song since I was in like, 2nd grade when I was a loser. It's not pump-me-up music ya know? Put some Kanye West on or Nicki Minaj.
Man 2: I hate this generation's music.
by block bros. April 5, 2017
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mallese

Karen: tell your teacher mallese that im calling corporate
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Neverending Chain of Mailmen

Spongebob once asked this question on his show, and ever since then, this is the question that everyone has been asking lately:

"Do mailmen deliver their own mail? Or is there a neverending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen?"

Nobody really knows the answer, except, of course, for the mailmen themselves, but they choose to keep the answer confidential for some unknown reason. Or maybe they just never got around to answering it.

The next time you see your mailman, please ask them this question. =)
"Do mailmen deliver their own mail? Or is there a neverending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen?"
by Air Buddies Fan. =) November 18, 2009
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Malleo

Weegee 's older brother. Not to be confused with Meegee , which is really Mario with the Weegee Virus. His stare is just as deadly as Weegee's.
Malleo: To end the faggotry of Meegee...
by Bluekingice September 30, 2008
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Malleus Maleficarum

A witch-hunter's guidebook, written in 1486 by German Dominican monks Jakob Sprenger and Heinrich Kramer, and arguably one of the most blood-soaked and hateful books in history.

The main purpose of the "Malleus Maleficarum", or "The Hammer Against Witches", was to refute all arguments that witchcraft did not exist, refute those who were skeptical about its reality, to prove that witches were more often women than men, and to educate magistrates on the how to find witches and convict them.

This book reflects that Sprenger and Kramer not only severely lacked a sense of humor and were obsessed with sex, but also that they had major issues with women; the book singles women out as the weaker sex, weaker in faith, lustful and easy by nature, and thus easy prey for Satan's coaxing. The men even went so far as to state the etymology of "femina" (Latin for "woman") as "fe" ("faith") + "minus" ("less"), which it is not.

Indeed, the book uses the exclusively feminine "malefica" rather than the masculine (and more inclusive) "maleficus" to denote witches, a strong implication that only women were witches in their eyes. Also, Sprenger and Kramer stated that old women and Jews were most likely witches and should never be trusted.

The Malleus Maleficarum accuses witches of cannibalistic infanticide, casting evil spells to harm their enemies, and holding the power to steal men’s penises (even make them come to life). It goes on to give accounts of witches committing these crimes.

The Malleus also delves deeply into the Bible, astrology, and philosophy, as this book was published during the Renaissance.

This whole book is one long tirade not just against women, but also heretics, independent thinkers, romantic lovers, the sensitive passions, human sexuality, and compassion.
The reasoning and logic used are bewilderingly outlandish... as horrible as the the images and reasoning are, they are also so ridiculous that it would be funny if the subject matter were not so grim.

Amazingly, in its day, this book of intolerance and persecution was second most popular after the Bible.
Thousands of innocents were killed because of Sprenger and Kramer, because of the hysteria and paranoia that they sparked, eventually leading to the Burning Times.
"What else is a woman but a foe to friendship-! They are evil, lecherous, vain, and lustful. All witchcraft comes from carnal lust, which is, in women, insatiable."
-The Malleus Maleficarum

That sums up the tone of the book. Here's more:

"When a woman thinks alone, she thinks evil."

“For though the devil tempted Eve to sin, yet Eve seduced Adam. And as the sin of Eve would not have brought death to our soul and body unless the sin had afterwards passed on to Adam, to which he was tempted by Eve, not by the devil, therefore she is more bitter than death.” (Kramer, Question 6)

"She is a liar by nature."

"...they have slippery tongues... they are intellectually like children... she is more carnal than a man, as is clear from her many carnal abominations."

And on and on; it's basically the work of two sexually repressed, frustrated monks who were so alienated towards women that the only way that they could deal with women was to slander them. They basically claimed that women were frivolous, stupid, dirty, weak, emotionally unstable, faithless trollops who were up to no good.

Because of the Malleus Maleficarum, women could be accused to witchcraft because a few men had an erotic dream about her or because she made a correct prediction about the weather or some other mundane thing that could be logically explained.
by Lorelili February 21, 2009
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mailei

Mailei is the most beautiful and sweetest person ever! She is one of the best friends you can ask for and will always be there for you and have your back. All the guys wanna be with her becuase they think shes quite the hottie ! She can always make you laugh no matter what's going on in your her life or yours. She puts a smile on everyones face and can pretty much make friends with anyone. Even if she decides to sneak guys into her basement to make out she will still be the best girlfriend to who ever the lucky guy is !!!
Guy 1: dude mailei is such a snack

Guy2 : oh my gosh I know I swear any guy would be so lucky to have her cause I swear shes like perfect
by Anyonnnnoryyyy November 27, 2018
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