Orders of Magnitude 

Let's get one thing straight: You ARE trying to kill me with this. When I die alone "without ever having any real friends" after spending the vast majority of my life being derided almost exclusively so you can use me as an instrument for ridicule in a way that leaves me unallowed to retaliate, that isn't "you not killing me." Sorry, I'm not an incest cultists so nobody told me that I was just subject to your whim, ad infinitum. Which is par for the course in a place where I'm expect treat women like pleasure dictators that imbue the subject of THEIR whim with an inflated value that then multiplies AND COMPOUNDS. That sounds like a DEBT. Or a LOAN.

A fucking retard "But a GOOD person would forgive us. Jesus would forgive us."

Hym "You mean the guy you fucking mangled in spite of the fact that he didn't to anything wrong? Fuck that guy. As a matter of fact, if you were fucking that guy he wouldn't be getting nailed to some wood."

A retard "Well if you're not a GOOD person then you're a BAD person and then-"

Hym "I'm subject to your whims again? Yeah. That seems to be a general theme. And now that my fate affects you there are orders of magnitude? What order of magnitude is weaponize schizophrenia and harvesting my soul for consumption? Because... BOTH OF THOSE THINGS WERE ALREADY HAPPENING BEFORE I SAID ANYTHING. Am I working of the debt you deferred good enough yet or what?"

Orders of Magnitude by Hym Iam April 11, 2025

Magruder HS 

a school that is too lazy to get renovated so students are forced to attend prison on a daily basis. this school is so ugly that the restrooms are called juul rooms and the track is called the bathroom. people that go to this school die of depression 2 years after graduating

david: “i go to Magruder HS”
me: “let’s call mcps and the suicide prevention hotline right now
Magruder High School-a piece of junk

Magruder HS by #renovatemagruderhighschool May 7, 2019

Magnitudal 

A certain proportion that is of monumental value.

The show last night was of magnitudal proportions, it had epic sunset with a dynamic sub-bass level.

Magnitudal by 1equalityequals1equity October 18, 2020

Magrudering 

The act of jerking your friend off while he’s in the shower so he can use both hands to shampoo.

John and Jonah magrudering together to show their love for one another.

Magrudering by ilovemagruder July 31, 2021

Magnitudinalistic 

A mindset in which one uses the potential outcome of the activity they're going to engage in, as a factor on how emotionally invested they will be, thus causing their actions to reflect the same.

Low Magnitudinalistic mindset: The outcome is low, therefore my emotional investment will be low.

High Magnitudinalistic mindset: The outcome is high, therefore my emotional investment will be high.

Low Magnitudinalistic:
Keisha: Hey girl! It's 12:30, aren't you supposed to be getting ready for work at 1:00?
Kanaiyah: Girl, they only paying me $100 every 2 weeks, I ain't in no rush
Keisha: Girl, you can't be low magnitudinalistic about this, this is a job either way chile, its gonna be on your records for ever!
High Magnitudinalistic:
Jayla: Girl, if you don't get up, we gonna miss our trip to Washington DC!
Jessica: Girl you're right! I gotta get everything together and on POINT if I'm tryna make a mark on the President!
Jayla: Yess girl, you got a high magnitudinalistic mindset because meeting the President of the United States ain't no little deal chile!

Magnitudinalistic by SandyJB June 12, 2023

Magnitudal 

of a large magnitude, of a large significance, significant,

the magnitudal impact that social media has on the adolescent brain

Magnitudal by heartlessdreams May 1, 2025