magleek

Magleek is something me and my sister made up so we can say it in front of parents or even teachers, magleek means ‘Bitch’.

You know what (name) you’re a magleek

by CDLC brotha June 28, 2022

malevision

a guy's inability to locate an item in the frig or pantry when it is right in front of him. and he then tells his significant other or friend, "we must be out of ketchup" and then she has to stop whatever it is she is doing and grap the item from the frig and hand it over.

Dude! you so have malevision...if the ketchup bottle had teeth, it would have bitten your hand off!"

by patty browning January 23, 2008

Malev

A powerful ruler or despot.

Example is too short.

by Him November 26, 2003

Malevolent Cock-Suckery

The act of being orally pleasured in a manner, or a place, or by a person that does not suit oral sex.

"Hey man why were you fired?"
"Aww, shit its because Brenda had some Malevolent Cock-Suckery going on and I jizzed in the coffee."

by Pantsplosion November 28, 2012

malevolently

hatefully; spitefully

by BLED FOR DAYS December 3, 2002

Malevolent Maelstrom

The biggest group of faggots in the world. Its a crappy band nobody wants to listen to. Trust me you rather rip of your balls and or clitorus skin. If you see the bassist Seth Mann, punch him in his faggot emo face.

Dude Malevolent Maelstrom has all homosexual members who want to suck your dick for canned goods.

by Watches You Pee August 25, 2010

malevent

/mæl ɪˈvɛnt/
The gaseous emanations from a cat that smell of death and mice.

That was a bad, bad event. You smell like fluffles after eating probiotics. And fluffles has a malevent aura at the best of times.

by animalhugger June 3, 2017