The Macguyver

A sexual act involving some jumper cables, a dead hamster, 3 paper clips, 4 gallons of jergens lotion, 2 bicycles without seat, 4 men docking, 3 guys with machine guns, 4 machetes and a piece of bubble gum

Bro we got the crew together and pulled The Macguyver last night.

by Louzealand August 6, 2008

Saggy Maggy

An ill-fitting condom, specifically those of the Trojan Magnum variety; or a man wearing a clearly over sized condom.

Gabbi: "So how'd your date go last night? did you give him some?"

Annie: "Dinner was ok but when we got home he pulled out a magnum...."

Gabbi: "What's wrong with that?"

Annie: "He is to small for all of that!"

Gabbi: "Just say NO to Saggy Maggys!"

by Condom Fairy July 2, 2012

Macguyver Tits

i. A pair of crafty breasts, usually belonging to a female. The nipples are either perky enough to pick a lock, or the breasts are so alluring to the male's gaze that they could disarm a gunman.

ii. A women's chest which appears large, but is in fact a bra stuffed with socks, tissue paper, duct tape, etc.

i. "Hey Steve, check out that girl at the end of the bar. She's using her Macguyver Tits to get drinks again!"

ii. "I wish I was a D-cup like you, Erin." "Here, you can borrow one of my bras and some toilet paper - just Macguyver some Tits."

by Lil Wreni March 19, 2010

Maggy

She is so hot!!! You want a Maggy so bad! She is so kind and loves everyone. Sometimes people take her for granted. She is amazing at dance and has a big ass. She dates people as a Bobby or a Johnny or a Westin. She dates popular people. You will want a Maggy so much!!

Wow Maggy is so pretty! Dang that Maggy girl is THICCCC!!

by Randomperson54382 June 11, 2018

high maguy

i term used when you smoked a lot of marijuana

i saw ray yesterday his eyes were so shot i could tell he was high maguy.

by kylesiegrist420 November 24, 2007

saggy maggy

a person who has grown significant fat rolls around their middle/waist/arms, any part of the body really and who feel the need to sit there with clothes that are far too tight and lean over showing their stretch marks to the world

a saggy maggy is someone who has ate too many burgers or "all the pies" as they say in wigan

by shelley aka saggy maggy March 14, 2007

macguyver stoner

(Noun) a stoner who creates or builds whilst under the influence of marijuanna.

He's a MacGuyver stoner, he built a water pipe out of Legos and cheese.

by Digger mama December 12, 2013