mantion

intentional misspelling of the word 'mansion'

I live in a 500 room mantion. You live in tents. Deal.

by maplebacon November 14, 2006

Mazination

A massive shlong that is bigger than 20inches

Omg hollies mazination is so big wtf

by Massiveshlong May 26, 2019

mentions

being referred to; usually applies to being mentioned on Twitter's timeline

Star Jones mentions were in a mess when she bad-mouthed Olivia Pope.

by onetntsis April 10, 2013

marination

The juice that lingers under the skin around your balls a long time after having sex with a girl. It usually goes away after showering, but re-surfaces when you sweat again....it can sometimes seem to last for like 2 weeks! For long-lasting effects, fall asleep inside the girl...

"damn Gina, i got marination all over my sac" And it won't go away....

by s simonis December 9, 2004

Premature Marination

"Doing a Jamie Oliver"

When you marinate meat for such a short length of time that it adds no flavour whatsoever and does nothing for tenderizing the meat. You might as well have rubbed the meat on your balls instead.

"He prematurely marinated the meat, and yielded no flavour or tenderising as a result"
"His meat was flavourless like a bland, prematurely marinated sausage"
"Premature marination is like adding chilli jam to fried rice, it bad and make you stupid"

by JamesFoo March 26, 2022

mayeration

being entirely utterly obsessed with john mayer to the point where you want to be him/be with him

learning guitar at high level when you cant read music.

by liz November 8, 2004

Mentional Liar

You mention something that you are serious about, but don't ever follow through with it.

Dad: Lets go to on vacation (completely serious tone)
Daughter: OK WHERE!?
Dad: Las Vegas
Daughter: when?
Dad: maybe next year
...3 years later...
Daughter: You are a Mentional Liar!! For the last 3 years you said that we could go to Vegas!

by Crazy Kim May 12, 2010