Richard Maddock

Someone with a subway-sized foot long schlong. Has inserted his schlong into many females and is often payed money by trophy wives to give them the service their husbands are incapable of providing. Occasionally referred to as 'Mad Dog', due to his unique characteristic for warping into a dog, getting really mad at people he doesn't like, and mauling them to death. He is also often referred to as 'Richardo Madjokovic', in comparison to the World Number 1 Novak Djokovic, however this is often viewed as an injustice to his tennis playing abilities. Richard was also raised in the hood and regularly slanged dope. He lives the thug life to this day and constantly fucks bitches and makes money. His favourite rap artist of all time is Tupac, who is 99.99% likely to be his father after DNA tests were conducted by Stephen Hawking in 2010. According to many close friends and family, Richard has inherited his father's rapping talents and is predicted to unleash his unique skills onto the American hip-hop scene within weeks. There is much speculation that his debut album will be titled 'His eyez on me' as a testimony to his father's life and career. There have been reports that Mad Dog has been dating Victoria's Secret models, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima, at the same time. He is also believed to have fathered Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's child, North-West, although he claims he had no say in the naming of the child.

- Oh my god, I had sex with this guy last night. It was amazing. It was like a 5/10 on the Mad Dog scale.
- Eminem: my main inspiration was Tupac, however his love child with Biggie Smalls' wife, Richard Maddock, is my hero. That guy is venemous on the mike. His rhymes are potent and I can honestly say that he has made women cum in their pants through simply whispering in their ears.

by Tupacisthegreatestrapperever69 October 16, 2013

MadBob

Proper Noun: An all-purpose pseudonym regardless of age/gender used to express an all encompassing feeling of rage or injustice, often in a comically puerile fashion. In formal missives, the full title is used - MadBob McCunt.

To whom it may concern, I have been waiting here for over three hours for you to return and empty your washing from the tumble dryer. I therefore took it upon myself to do it for you, and I hope it is still all present and correct in the basket under this note. Love MadBob McCunt.
P.S. I wanked in your pillowcases.

by MadBob May 21, 2007

maddogg

To give someone dirty looks.

That dude across the street kept maddogging me.

by yerpissinmeoff April 23, 2008

Madoff moment

When you realize that all the money you had been socking away into investments, has already been spent by someone else. Also, that you would have been better off to have spent it all on really dumb stuff like a Corvette, motorcycles, boats, all sorts of big-boy toys; now all you have is basically, nothing.

I just retired and looked at my investments and had my Madoff moment.

by Guido1 February 21, 2009

Madlife

Hong "MadLife" Min-gi is the Support player for CJ Entus Frost. He is often referred as the best support player in the world and widely known for his godlike mechanics.

Person 1: WOW! Gambit is so strong, they can defeat anyone.

Person 2: Well, except Godlife (madlife).

by Hucketuck2 June 7, 2013

MADlad

A person who is a complete savage and/or a crazy risk taker, often used sarcastically.

Exhibit A:
Person 1: Hey, can I pay with a PayPal invoice?
Person 2: Nah, I get the money faster if it is a PayPal gift, and someone just offered to pay a gift.
Person 1: Damn, what an ABSOLUTE MADlad! No consumer protection!

Exhibit B:
Person 1: Hey, watch this!
Person 1: *Goes in the exit*
Person 2: Damn, what a MADlad!

Credit: Pewdiepie (subscribe so he can hit 696969 subscribers guys, that would be epic).

by CyroNub November 7, 2018

Maddowted

When a person's or organization's secretive or false representation has been exposed by the MSNBC's Rachel Maddow Show via investigatory research and reporting.

Those Maddowted are usually fringe right wing people or groups.

The John Birch Society (which in the 1960's stated that dental fluoridation was a communist plot) was recently Maddowted as a sponsor to the Republican C Pack conference.

The Maddowting of the theologically extreme C Street Family which includes several conservative lawmakers gave Americans a look into a secretive world of fringe right wing power and views.

by MNBadgergirl December 31, 2009