airport macarena

The moves a person makes while waiting in an airport security checkpoint as they are checking all of their pockets for metal items.

If you don't do the airport macarena, the metal detectors will beep and you will be asked to check your pockets again.

by Allen Papertape January 12, 2010

mature people are weenies

if you are mature you are a weenie that can’t have fun. mature people do be pussys doe

Mature people are weenies and that’s on that.

by baylenslevinee April 27, 2020

mature relationship

A relationship where you really care for someone. Where you are comfortable and can be yourself around them, yet know you can still be seductive towards them. You are only sexy for this one person. A mature relationship doesn't mean sex, but means that you trust that person enough to know they would respect your views on interactions such as that. In a mature relationship you are comfortable enough to talk about a future or what make you happy, what makes you feel good, and what you don't like without fearing judgement. A mature relationship is a mutual love shared by two people embarking on a future together.

Tom and Julia's mature relationship led them to a long life together.

by ChrysanthemumAngel December 17, 2016

Maurer'd

When your bartender gets you fucked up. They are usually trying to be nice but the next day is often filled with regret and memory loss.

I got totally Maurer'd last night at the bar. What happened?

by QuesaLeah January 5, 2018

Maureese

She's the type of person that can drive you crazy just with her oozing personality. She's funny, she's a little bit crazy, family oriented and so lovely. A lot of people admire her because of her beauty and humor. She have that wonderful smile that can light a whole town and can make you fall in love with her just by smiling. It's hard to find words that can describe how perfect she is.

Help me, I'm inlove with Maureese.

by Owki December 21, 2021

Pre-mature Eclapulation

Verb or Noun; to clap to early; or a clap that comes too early in a musical or theatrical performance. Either an audience member is too eager to applaud the performer, (either to shoo him off stage or out of sheer adulation) OR the performance is long-winded, experimental, or filled with confusing codas that lead audience members to believe the piece is ending when in fact it has not.

After 4 minutes of silence during piece number 1 in the Tribute to John Cage performance, Kasia believed the composition to be over, causing her pre-mature eclapulation.

by Taber Wood September 16, 2009

detroit macarena

The steps of being frisked and cuffed, set to the back-beat of the Macarena:

1st step; left hand on police cruiser hood. 2nd step; right hand on police cruiser hood. 3rd step; leg spread shoudler-width apart. 4th step; left hand on back of head. 5th step; right hand on back of head. 6th step; back of left hand on small of back. 7th step; right hand on small of back. 8th step; crouch down and slide over.

"My buddy was walking back from the gas station, he just bought a pack of smokes when the cops lit him up. Apparently he 'looked like someone they were looking for', and when he tried to argue that he wasn't even that cat? They had him doing the Detroit Macarena while they tossed his wallet. Bunch of pigs."

by FungusHumongous February 12, 2014