Massimo

Massimo is a sweet charming Italian guy that all girls love. He is a sexy beast, hot, and has an 8 pack. Some say his biceps are the size of your neck. He is a stone cold bitch and will beat the living shit out of you. he also has a 12-inch dick. if you get in a fight with him you will get slapped by his dick. He gets all the hoes, and pussy he needs. Massimo is the nicest person you will ever meet. All the girls fall for his tricks, and he does not care if he breaks someone's heart. Massimo is a fuck boy, he lost his virginity at the 12, and he only falls for blondes.

wow look over there, there is a Massimo, he is so fucking hot

by bigjose November 21, 2018

Masimange

Masimange , meaning let us accept .

isiXhosa - Bethuna , Masimange lomntwana ngoba ngowethu .

English - Everyone , let us accept this child because she is ours.

by Magebs January 27, 2021

Maksim

The sexiest baddest russian spy most likely directly related to Putin, with amazing permed hair, a tall and athletic build who plays football

‘hey is that chuck norris?’ ‘no it’s maksim hes ran through the entire cheer squad’ ‘sick’

by MakeAnimates April 23, 2021

McSimon

The act of seducing someone to the point of sexual consent, then, repeatedly telling that person to "hold on" while you take care of as many other tasks as you can until the one seducted loses interest and leaves in frustration.

Simon- 'We went on a date last night, but I don't think there will be another.'
Ry-nasty- 'Man you didn't give her the McSimon on the first date did you??'

by Ry-nasty September 14, 2017

The Massimo Effect

When Someone is Turned On By A Character from a TV Series,Movie or Book

"Simon From Bridgeton Really Has a Massimo Effect on me😫"

"Rue really be giving the Massimo effect 🤤"

by Alex Ham May 7, 2021

massimilla

A person who over reacts to the little things in life.

1:
Me: I just scored 3 touchdowns in Madden running hot route continuously
Person: "F* This I quit!"
Me: "Dude chill out its just a video game stop being a Massimilla"

2.

Person: While looking at his hole cards in Holdem. "F* this i'm not seeing cards at all! I have the worst luck ever."
Me: "Dude we've only been playing poker for a half hour stop acting like a Massimilla"

by sillypersonwhosebored December 9, 2013

Masimo

Ah, how do I explain Masimo? He is caring, emotional, great boyfriend material and one of the people that Will understand you the best. Gosh he is funny, mf hot great hair and smile tall and kinda shy,but you can litteraly tell him everything. A great actor too!

Who is thst guy with sharpass jawline and cute smile
OH that's my boyfriend
I BET his name is Masimo

by Rock n roll baby November 21, 2019