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a la macho

To unbutton your shirt or wear a very low cut T-shirt to expose your chest hair no matter how innapropriete of a situation it may be.
Dude I know you wanna pick someone up but this is a wedding and you're the best man so you can not wear your shirt a la macho!
by MrGomez January 14, 2018
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Machete

a long knife, used for hacking your way through the jungle. also the most awesome zombie killing tool ever.
Shit, theres zombies outside. wheres my machete
by ltdelicious May 4, 2009
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macheted

To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.
I went to her house this weekend and macheted her and her mom.
by rustyspikeshackleford April 6, 2011
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sleeping macho

v. to sleep with only a white t-shirt on and no underpants
I was sleeping macho and my dog started licking my ass
by turkeyloafer July 13, 2007
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Macpot

The last bunch of french fries in the bottom of the Mcdonald's bag.
Oh man, there's some fries left over in here... MACPOT!
by 1crazymofo December 24, 2009
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machostache

a "handlebar" style mustache. This type of mustache, during the 1970's, was quite preferable among men of many different backgrounds; however, today, is rarely found to be worn by any other than White Trash type guys. (i.e. truck drivers, construction workers, cops, and almost all trailer park dwellers) Is often accompanied by long hair, dirty, greasy clothes, and netted baseball caps.
Is it my imagination, or did every guy at that last A.A. meeting have a machostache?
by RyGuy82 August 25, 2011
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Macho Row

If you go out of your way to find heavy objects to lift, red meat to eat, and do whatever you can to handle your business the best way you know how, then you are Macho Row. Notable members: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pat Tillman (RIP), Richard Kuklinski, John Rambo, Ronald Reagan, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Ray Lewis, The U.S. Armed Forces, Ted Kennedy, Robert DeNiro, The '72 Dolphins...
Dude, you just ate a 72oz steak, did 1000 push-ups, drank a handle of Jack, killed that guy with your bare hands and fucked his girlfriend...you are Macho Row.
by Macho Row February 28, 2008
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