jukt micronics

The non-existant internet software firm featured in the New Republic's May 18, 1998 issue. Was the main focus of an article written by Stephen Glass. Glass was fired after Adam L. Penenberg of Forbes magazine proved his article to be a hoax, along with 27 other articles written by Glass in past issues.

I wonder why I can't find Jukt Micronics listed in anywhere on the web?

by Bluespark August 2, 2007

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x-matronic

1) witty, because the word witty just aint witty enough
2) something dope as fuck
3) a filler word when you cant find the word you want to use

Aes Rocks rymes are fuckin x-matronic

by jackdan October 3, 2006

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Macaron

Tiny french sugar burgers. Popular among white girls and pompous wealthy people.

"Wow, those macarons look delicious!"
"Yea but we don't have enough money."

by P1TPAT November 18, 2021

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Macabroni

Mac n' Cheese made for the bros.

-Bro! I made some velveta macabroni!

-Awesome brocabulary!

by My Pseudonym Is Cool February 24, 2010

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Macaronus

The singular form of "macaroni".

Oh man, that macaronus looks amazing!

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Macaholic

One who is addicted to everything Apple related. One who may also have every Macintosh product, i.e. multiple iPods, an iPhone, an iMac, a MacBook and a MacBook Pro laptop.

When ever I go over to Mirranda's house, she has a new Macintosh product. She is such a Macaholic!

by mirrandabob December 9, 2008

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