lurpee slerpee

here in methminster ca .we have been spoiled by permisc ious skeezes who love the cock who swallow and never spit : THUS A "LURPEE SLERPEE"A hummer , blowjob

UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ONE GUY SAID: my girlfriend gave me the best lurpee slerpee ive ever had!!!

by SIRLICKSITRITE October 7, 2010

Stump Lumpies

Slang for Genital Warts.

That skank prostitute down the street gave me a bad case of the Stump Lumpies

by Joshua January 18, 2004

Lumpies

A very lumpy and thick smoothy

kayla: hey these watermellon smoothies are all lumpy and weird...like its not smooth.

savannah:they are lumpies!

Becca: give me a lumpy!

by MaXandShadoW August 20, 2010

lurpin

Verb. To Lurp is to hit on a girl in a certain way. Lurpin is a combination of skeezin macin and creepin.

You see deshawn over there he be lurpin all over them hoes.

by Bedau Foshau July 29, 2007

Lurie

The act of scratching your balls intensely after fingering one's ass. To pull a Lurie often leads to bacterial infection in the scrotal region, to be wiped onto people's faces afterwards.

"Hey Jim, why were you in hospital so long?"
"Some bellend pulled a Lurie on me"

"Honey, stop Lurie-ing around"

"Tastes like Lurie"

"Stick your Lurie fingers in my mouth"

by Dr Brian Karibu April 20, 2009

snog luppie

tasty frozen drink from hoppers crossing

im gonna beat you with a camel's foot and then kill you in the face with a gun then throw you in the river





then get a snog luppie

by jameswood (tim and anth) October 26, 2003

the lurgie

it is the british equivalent to "cooties"

eww, he'll give you the lurgie!

by lalalala233 May 22, 2009