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lumberjack

A sexual position involving two guys and a girl. The girl gets on all fours, and the two guys face each other, one with his dick in her ass and the other with his dick in her mouth. The lumberjack is a coordinated, synchronized motion by the two guys whereby when one is thrusting his cock in on one end, the other is pulling his cock out at the other end. They do this back and forth and this synchronized thrusting creates the illusion of two lumberjacks using an old-time hacksaw (the long ones with handles at both ends) to saw through a tree trunk.
Joe and Bob picked up a hooker and gave her the Lumberjack.
by Gooch McTaint August 13, 2006
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lumberjack

A particularly masculine woman, generally a lesbian. See dyke.
Susan is such a lumberjack, I'll bet she's seen more clams than a Vietnamese pearl diver.
by Chris Charles December 9, 2002
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lumberjack

a lumberjack is someone who cuts/shuts people down very harshly. either with an axe or a hand saw or chainsaw, depending on ther serverity of the call.

it originates from the french term lumberjakoure.
"Craing ur friking lumberjack hack hack"
by Mitch the brand name bitch November 13, 2004
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lumberjack

When two people have anal sex by putting their buttholes together then shitting logs into each others' asses.
A:Goddamn, my cock hurts too much for sex.
B:It's cool, we can lumberjack instead.
by senbeisan72 January 16, 2009
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lumberjack

A female name for one who causes a male boner to die or "boner kill" in which the woman is theoretically cutting down wood.
"Nothing but a few lumberjacks at the bar, my penis was more limp than a wet noodle"
by The dozer with a 'tude October 29, 2011
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lumberjack

A VERY HOT! emo MAN who whares his little russian green hat and has his checkers and hot greasy hair with dark rimed glasses and holds on to his ipod witha death grip, also has plugs in both ears one smaller tahn the other o ya....and hes gotta be hot and EMOO...
A:hey look its lumberjack...
R: hes so greasy
A: but hes hot
R: but he looks so gay
A: but hes not hes emo duh
R: ya hes a lumberjack
A: ya a hot lumberjack
by annakova the great April 13, 2005
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lumberjack

.them kids with the dirty hair and ragged torn jeans;
.grunge musician. (as they would frequently wear flannel just like a lumberjack would)
hi. we're lumberjacks. and we like to chop wood (play music).
by kurdddt January 26, 2008
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