Lumbar loon

A pish in a popular mobile game called clash royale. Normally used by a gay human who will clearly never feel the touch of a human( your uncle doesn't count) . He most likely still lives in his mothers basement, and will remain there till the end of his days

Gary: Hey tom i crushed u with thaf lumbar loon push haha, u suck

Tom: is that your uncle back there? And y does he have an ominously sticky looking sock

by Helpmyunclehasjustlockedroom June 21, 2021

Lumbar Puncture

An overused diagnostic test from the show "House" used similar to the meme barrel roll.

DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11
DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11
DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11
DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11 do a Lumbar Puncture !!!111!11!!!!1!

by shiruig again December 17, 2008

lumbard

Someone who is on the chubby/fat side and is really lazy

"Damb jack is a lumbard today"

by pekill October 18, 2011

Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi

A fictional Italian immigrant (invented by the talkradar podcast) who smells heavily of olive oil and fettucini. He is known for his heavy build, heavier breathing and oversize somewhat smollen phalanges that resemble sausages and his own genitalia. The only thing heavier than the olive oil he uses to style his hair is his new jersy accent. As for atire he wares only the finest in glass pants and spaghetti and sweat stained plain white T-shirts. He was put into power by Norwegian King Herald V as the keeper of the shrew's. He suffers from recurring heart failures but carriers emergency electrodes with him to combat the failures when they occure.

Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi has been known to: tire after running, tire after walking up stairs, tire after reading, tire after rasing children, tire after getting out of bed tire after walking, eating several servings of shrew based meat sauce without pasta, he is famous for secreating a delicious high fat substance that has been syntheticly replicated for use in the American fast food industry and most notebly for it's application to twinkies during the 1980's.

by midget giraffe January 2, 2010

Lumbata

A very specific wetern mating dance. Known for its ample girations, gratuitous "thumbs up", and general "sexiness", the Lumbata is often accompanied by raucous laughter, is rarely forgettable in performance, and is usually followed by rigorous intercourse.

That Lumbata was so hot last night, my dick is killling me!

by doubleadotca November 2, 2010

Lumbard

Someone who is brave enough to simply kill his enemies with kindness and shares his prosperity with those who support his visions.

He's so determined to succeed, the negativity isn't even on his radar. He must be a lumbard.

by Quipsta June 2, 2018

internal lumbar fart

a potential fart or fartlike noise that occurs in the lower back and/or lumbar region as if it failed it's attempt to reach it's destination to the outside world :)

i think i hafta fart...oh, nope, it was just an ilf. (internal lumbar fart)

by dizzydaphodil September 30, 2010