(pee-tee lou-zur) noun; nickname given to p.t. cruisers that don flashy accessories, wooden paneling, or flame graphics to give the appearance of "living life in overdrive." Usually the end result of a mid-life crisis.
by chandizl December 18, 2008
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Person 1: Hey, did you hear Lex Luger is in jail again?
Person 2: Won't he die already?
Person 1: What the difference between Lex Luger and an illegal immigrant?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: An illegal immigrant can't come into the country, and Lex Luger can't leave the country because he has warrants.
Person 2: Won't he die already?
Person 1: What the difference between Lex Luger and an illegal immigrant?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: An illegal immigrant can't come into the country, and Lex Luger can't leave the country because he has warrants.
by N.O. Treal December 28, 2005
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by SmartMalePerson May 29, 2017
Get the Ligerite mug.The act of lying about finding a prized/rare/expensive object in a cheap piece of furniture/happenstance occurance.
Phrase comes from the popular "I bought a desk at a yard sale, and when I got home, there was a Luger in the drawer!"
Phrase comes from the popular "I bought a desk at a yard sale, and when I got home, there was a Luger in the drawer!"
Rick: "Hey, did you hear how Justin found thirty bucks in that old book he bought?"
Tom: "You just got Desk Lugered, pal. There was no money."
Rick: "Awww......"
Tom: "You just got Desk Lugered, pal. There was no money."
Rick: "Awww......"
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Napoleon: A liger
Deb: Whats a liger?
Napoleon: Its pretty much my favorie animal. Its a mix between a lion and a tiger, bred for its skills in magic.
Napoleon: A liger
Deb: Whats a liger?
Napoleon: Its pretty much my favorie animal. Its a mix between a lion and a tiger, bred for its skills in magic.
by Tessa May 13, 2005
Get the Liger mug.The male counterpart to the commonly referenced "cougar." These men should be considered horny and highly aggressive, normally preying on young women between the ages of 18 and 24.
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