yes.........'lardarse' is a derogatory term used to describe fat people who, as we all know, eat copius amounts of lard in order to achieve their portly status and the word' moderation' means nothing to them. Oh yeah and they think cheap tracksuits disguise this and they always insist they eat like 'birds'. Big giant fat birds maybe.
by sharonmoore September 14, 2006
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The act of throwing a block of lard at a pedestrian from a vehicle. The vehicle should be travelling at a slow enough speed for maximum aim by the person throwing. It is advised that this act is performed with at least 2 people in the vehicle so the driver can concentrate on speeding off after the thrower has hit the designated target.
The act of throwing a block of lard at a pedestrian from a vehicle. The vehicle should be travelling at a slow enough speed for maximum aim by the person throwing. It is advised that this act is performed with at least 2 people in the vehicle so the driver can concentrate on speeding off after the thrower has hit the designated target.
Me and Jimmy done a lard-by on a group of chavs from his mum's car last night. We got the lard from asda so it only cost us 12 pence.
by PandaEff March 18, 2011
Get the lard-by mug.Manteca California, located in the Central Valley of NorCal. "The 209"
Manteca is Spanish means Lard, therefore local teenagers refer the Small City as "Lard Town"
Manteca is Spanish means Lard, therefore local teenagers refer the Small City as "Lard Town"
by JOFAmous June 30, 2016
Get the Lard Town mug.A lovely, caring and dependable person. Soft as cotton but fierce as iron. Michels are very attracted to Luaras, and they usually fall deeply in love.
Luaras are very enthusiastic people, and they tend to cheer one up when they need the most.
It is known they are very loyal, and they fight relentlessly for their family, friends and lovers. They may even stick to you when you are being rude and don't deserve their company.
Luaras are pretty rare, they're harder to find than a four leaf clover. In compensation, they bring even more luck than those.
They can usually be mistaken for Lauras and Luanas, but I dare to say they are on a totally higher level than we will ever be able to reckon.
That said, Luaras must be treated with love and tenderness, for they are such caring friends and girlfriends.
Last but not least: don't hurt a Luara. You won't live to tell your story.
Luaras are very enthusiastic people, and they tend to cheer one up when they need the most.
It is known they are very loyal, and they fight relentlessly for their family, friends and lovers. They may even stick to you when you are being rude and don't deserve their company.
Luaras are pretty rare, they're harder to find than a four leaf clover. In compensation, they bring even more luck than those.
They can usually be mistaken for Lauras and Luanas, but I dare to say they are on a totally higher level than we will ever be able to reckon.
That said, Luaras must be treated with love and tenderness, for they are such caring friends and girlfriends.
Last but not least: don't hurt a Luara. You won't live to tell your story.
Person 1: hey, do you know why he was so happy today?
Person 2: yeah, he met a Luara.
Person 1: gosh! Ain't he lucky!
Person 2: yeah, he met a Luara.
Person 1: gosh! Ain't he lucky!
by Charles Boldrin June 17, 2017
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We stayed right up until the amusement park closed and then we were seriously lardassing it all the way to the exit.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2021
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Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.
by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020
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