lotion

that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.

I'd fuck me

by hot sauce March 11, 2004

Loiper

Loiper, also known as Loiper Phimosis is an extremely painful infection under the foreskin where the gland of your penis begins to "mold" and begin to produce fungus over time. In time the infected glan will tighten the foreskin immensely, preventing it from being pulled back to reveal the glan. A rare infection that can occur during male youth if lack of disinfecting or washing is provided to the penis. If the infection is not cured by circumcision or sterile injections, it can result in severe pain during urination, inculiding blood flow within the urine. STDs. A horribly disfigured penis. And if all comes to worse, the penis will NEED to be disected and possibaly removed to prevent the infection from spreading to the testicals.

Dude 1: Dude my fucking cock is molding like expired cottage cheese!

Dude 2: Dude are you serious? What's wrong with your Penis?

Dude 1: I just found out I have Loiper Infection.

Dude 2: Okay

by Loiper May 23, 2009

LOTI

Abbreviation for Laughing On The Inside, an more honest internet lingo than LOL, in which you find something funny but you are not really laughing out loud.

Person 1: What did the beaver say when he crashed into a wall?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Damn!
Person 2: LOTI

by Rodri316 September 10, 2003

LOTIWASOMF

Laughing On The Inside With A Smile On My Face

Yeah, that joke was funny. I'm not laughing out loud though. I'm LOTIWASOMF-ing.

by Blobs April 16, 2008

lotion chimp

A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.

I had a morning meeting, so I had my lotion chimp come over and let the electrician in.

by FitofPeak May 26, 2010

Loliphilia

The attraction to anime lolita-type characters.

A person with Loliphilia feels love, sexual attraction and/or emotional attraction to 2D lolita characters.

by Lolita Secret Lover July 14, 2011

lotion overdose

When someone ( usually a teenage male) masturbates so frequently with lotion that his hands become so soft that normal tasks become impossible.

Dude, I lotion overdosed, now when I open the fridge, my hands tear.

by pleaseleavemealone November 3, 2011