lookie loo

Besides referring to a person who looks at things with no intention of buying them, a special meaning is that of a person who holds up traffic by slowing down to look at an accident or fire or some other reality.

Traffic on the 405 has come to a standstill because of the lookie loos.

by Bill DeF December 22, 2008

lefty loosie

It's your left nut

Omg my lefty loosie hurts so bad

by Spacvv March 17, 2017

lookie lookie

A person, often found on highly tourist-dense areas, who tries to sell stupid shit such as bracelets or fake purses to people passing by. Named after what they say when trying to get people to look at their merchandise.

“Lookie lookie, I have many bracelet. You like?”

by skippae September 26, 2019

lookieherebubba

The last words of a redneck before he accidentally kills himself.

LookiehereBubba, betcha I can chainsaw that wart off my chin.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

Lefty-loosie

A Lefty-loosie is a left-handed guy with a loose asshole.

We went to the baths in Colorado Spring, and I fucked a Lefty-loosie!

by eda-skip October 20, 2021

lookies dookie

Common among male swimmers, lookies dookie is a serious medical condition that includes symptoms such as: excessive hair growth, improper grammar usage, pale skin, over-confidence, and a failing sense of humor, ending in the subsequent growth of a mangina/m-ussy.

Causes of the condition include, but are not limited to: over-chloriniation, lack of oxygen to the brain, excessive use of exclamation marks, iPhone addiction, the use of the word "bro", and 'Jersey Shore' re-runs.

Caesar: Did you see that guy's status update? I could have sword int was written by a Pre-Schooler.

Jorge: Dude, don't joke. He's got lookies dookie. It's pretty serious.

C: What?! How serious?

J: Not sure, but I think I saw him use the women's restroom the other day...

by see-see October 21, 2010

loosie goosie

loose vaginial flaps.

i went down on this nan and she had loosie goosie.

by lord cuntis September 4, 2018