cooch a looch

a word made up by mike t refering to a fine ass pussy
Jessica: hey mike wanna have sex
Mike: hell ya ill hit that cooch a looch!!!!!!!
by suckin puss farts July 16, 2011
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Dirty Looch

Getting extremely red in the face, potentially yakking in the bar restrooms, all while claiming that snowboarders can’t hang.
Woah man, you really went full Dirty Looch last night.
by WigglyPigglyZAX November 13, 2021
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looch

Short for "leg-gooch", the space between your balls and your leg, where BSTL-causing sweat is made, and is notorious for smelling almost as bad as the gooch itself.
I stopped wearing a cup when I played paintball because it chafed my looch to hell and back.
by The Ammon Republican Army August 24, 2005
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King Looch

An adjective describing a person who is fat in size and who wobbles when they walk. Looch can be multiplyed intomore than one, for example, Gabriel iglesias is a King Looch, because f his size. A lesser king Looch, is one who is skinny yet fat and gay on the inside. For example, Osama Bin Laden is a lesser king Looch
Hey are you a King Looch?
Nah man im a Lesser King Looch
Cool wanna go to the gay club
Sure why not
by Simon Anderson January 19, 2011
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Scooch-da-looch

When you move closer to a person in order to lick their elbow and they turn around right when you are in the middle of the lick.
Dude did you see the guy do the scooch-da-looch on the subway.
by Shastyboy22 November 09, 2017
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Dirty Looch

The act of smashing a 5'5" blonde haired dancer with crooked teeth at a frat party while holding a bud light and wearing an Arthur Morgan hat yelling John Marston quotes. The girl is typically an ex that wants you back but you've already gained thirty pounds of muscle that you don't even vocally answer her, your above average 6" cock does the talking.
"Bro! I saw you with your ex earlier, what happened!?" The frat bro asked. The guy replied. "Nah bro, I just wore my Arthur Morgan hat and gave her the Dirty Looch while she experienced all my new gains and beer stains on her back."
by AwesomeRacockus15 January 05, 2022
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looche

The feeling between like and love
After talking to him, and before having sex with him I fell deeply in looche with him.
by Charliebrown21 May 22, 2014
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