A person who has ingested a large amount of semen in a two or three day period.
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A haitian proverb about how haitians have fourth Johnson in whole world.
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Female: "So what's your name?"
Dick: "Dick Long Johnson."
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How long is Alivia's Dick?

Alivia strangely has a mean 8.5inch dick, what she does with it is unknown
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A douche bag with a long nose and you assume he has a small dick
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Marcel’s dick is roughly 12.5 inches
Stranger:My dick is so big
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Coach Elias Melas girlfriend Dana got long dick in the Dominican republic and then she left him.
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