Longhorn Lick, similar to Raider Rash is an STD that cause the genital area to burn and chaff. Longhorn Lick effects those who have a sexual experience with someone who attends the University of Texas.
Guy: Yo! That chick from the party last night gave me Longhorn Lick! My dick is on fire.
Friend: Nah bro, she goes to to Texas Tech. That’s definitely Raider Rash.
Friend: Nah bro, she goes to to Texas Tech. That’s definitely Raider Rash.
by TheRamFam November 5, 2019
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by loxsurvivor April 4, 2011
Get the Loxahatchee mug.My mom is really proud of me for remaining a longhair despite the current bobbed-and-layered hairstyle trend.
by monkiesee monkiedo November 15, 2005
Get the longhair mug.the exact opposite of shorthand. longhanded writers tend to exaggerate letters that make the word awkward and hard to read. the correct form of longhand is used when the writer exaggerates one letter, usually the last letter or an important letter. incorrect longhand writers will emphasize letters that shouldnt be. for example, the word yo, meaning hey, or what's up, would become yyyyyo. everyone seems to hate this annoying text. my friends, mitch and georgia, have perfected this retarded language.
here's an IM conversation i had with my friend mitch.
me: yo nigga!
mitch: wwwhaaatss upp sson?
me: why do you ruin my life with your ridiculous longhand.
mitch: wwtf aaree yyyou talllkinnng abouuut?
me: yo nigga!
mitch: wwwhaaatss upp sson?
me: why do you ruin my life with your ridiculous longhand.
mitch: wwtf aaree yyyou talllkinnng abouuut?
by the big skeez February 25, 2008
Get the longhand mug.Men set aside from other men because they grow either their hair, their beards, or both longer than the cultural norm. Longhairs may be a target for ridicule in some situations, including the possibility of employment or being called 'hippies' but have a genuine resolve to grow long hair in spite of all criticism. Longhairs come from all types of political and socio-economic backgrounds and are not characterized by one example in particular.
"He is planning on playing video games with the other longhairs from the office after work."
"I think I've got a better chance at getting this job because I'm clean-shaven and the other guys that interviewed were a bunch of longhairs.
"I think I've got a better chance at getting this job because I'm clean-shaven and the other guys that interviewed were a bunch of longhairs.
by Psyclonix December 30, 2011
Get the longhairs mug.During the act of giving someone fallacio the caregiver gives the receiver a "double" surprise by cupping their balls in one hand while at the same time shoving a finger in his asshole with the other hand.
Last night the blow job my wife was giving me turned into a bi-lonajob when she decided to jiggle my balls and shove her finger in my ass at the same time! That was quite the double surprise.
The wife was feeling frisky last night. She gave me a bi-alonajob and it wasn't even my birthday!
The wife was feeling frisky last night. She gave me a bi-alonajob and it wasn't even my birthday!
by Dimentedhumor September 2, 2012
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