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Lolomancy

When the reason behind your laughter is a mystery...

This may lead to the conception of Lolomancy being another school in magic that deals with everything lol and rofl.
Basically, granting its practitioners, the Lolomancers, a huge arsenal of spells from roflblasting a person to conjuring lolocausts, lollercoasters or entities like lollerfish, lollypants, roflcoptermobile, roflsaurus, roflberry pwncakes, ...
Gentleman: Excuse me, sir! If I may ask the time?

*Lolomancer casts lollylopzkizmal*

Gentleman: LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Another Gentleman: Watch out, honey! This must be Lolomancy!

Honey: ...

Another Gentleman: Oh, right. Honeys don't talk.
by basione February 2, 2010
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Lolwa

How a person from Bihar would say the word Lol.
Friend1: Tells a joke.

Friend2: Lolwa.
by garbage-truck-man June 27, 2021
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lolwa

The meaning of Lolwa is actually defined by an adjective per each letter. This is what I mean: L is for lofty, your ambitions are really high! O is for your outlook, its pleasing to all. L is for luster, the shine you bring. W is for warm hearted, its you! A is for able, for who you surely are.
This girl is such a Lolwa!
by Pepe the green frog June 18, 2016
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lolocakes

1. Same meaning as lol
2. Layers and layers of lol
3. A cake filled with laughing (or lol) gas.
4. Slang of cake or lol
Mother: Yo, son, I baked some lolocakes for when your friends come over
Son: Aww, thx mum ^^

Kid: *lol* omg, I can't stop *lol* lolling! *lol*
Kid 2: *lol* Niether can *lol* I :( *lol*
Mother: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *lol* Ooops
by Roflcopter [GM] December 24, 2006
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lolocalypse

A type of fish found in Moldova. (Order Siluriformes)
I ate a lolocalypse, then shit it out.
by somekidiknew April 14, 2009
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Lolocaust

A satire, most commonly on 'Loldozer' or 'Roflcopter'. As opposed to 'My Roflcoper goes swa swa swa', one may put forth 'My Lolocaust goes swa, swa, swastika'.

Furthermore, a lot of people died in the Holocaust.
"My Lolocaust goes Swa, swa. swastika'
by Zach Powers October 9, 2006
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lolkward

Pronounced (lock-word), from the Latin lockus wordus, "lolkward" is an adjective that describes something which is both hilarious and awkward at the same time. The word's meaning is nuanced and can range from "hilariously awkward" to "awkwardly hilarious," depending on the context. Although the term is primarily used to refer to events or situations, it can also refer to individual persons absent a particular context. Specially, "lolkward" is an interjection that is used to express a slight discomfort yet also denote an amusement in such discomfort.
Dumb Bitch 1: OMG! Did you see when Julian's pink dildo slipped out of his pants in front of the entire school?!?
Dumb Bitch 2: I know, right?!? LOLKWARD!!!

Dumb Bitch 1: Nice UGGs. Let's go tanning!
by uncle juju December 11, 2009
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