A Static Lullaby

Words couldnt even begin to describe the greatness of this band

Me: A Static Lullaby are my favorite band

. . And Dont Forget To Breathe

by Jenny July 17, 2004

lolabyte

A rating for something you found funny. The funnier something is, the more lolabytes it is awarded. Can also be shortened to "LB".

Dan: Did you hear that joke Webster told at lunch yesterday? It was 10lolabytes funny.

by Webster. July 5, 2007

Brazilian lullaby

The act of choking something/someone using a Brazilian jiujitsu-style method/technique, most particularly an RNC or rear naked choke. If you are the singer, you are the one doing the choking. If you are the one being sung to, you're the one being choked.

"Dan got his filthy-ass hands on one of my manga volumes because he felt I should be doing 'work' or something so I had to hastily throw him on the floor and sing him a Brazilian lullaby for a while just to make sure he remembered his place."

by Zenhachirou September 30, 2007

Lollabai

Another term derived from "LOL", or "Laugh Out Loud". This is a mashup between Lol, and lullabye. Typically, when somebody says a lollabai, the audience laughs so hard that they run out of breath and consequentially pass out.

Lulz of this magnitude can be rare, but not to be mistaken for the Lolz of Jericho (See Lolz of Jericho).

DDR: It's not Monday...FUCK YEAH!

Rhiannon: OMGWTFBBQ! (Laughing hysterically) BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO!
(falls victim to DDR's Lollabai).

by Mr. Dervish January 13, 2009

lollacy

A common internet fallacy, in which one party responds to the logical argument of another by simply saying "lol." Often followed by or combined with an example of ad hominem, the response never actually presents an argument, and is paramount to simply admitting, "You have a point, good sir, but I will never admit you bested me in a battle of intellect!"

Ronald: "X is better than Y, because of Z"
James: "Lol! You're an idiot!"
Ronald: "Care to explain your reasoning?"
James: "Lol!"
Ronald: "That's a classic lollacy."
James: "Lol!"

by Vex-Donuts September 18, 2012

Brahms' Lullaby

The famous lullaby written by composer Johannes Brahms in 1868, sung to calm babies or lull little children to sleep.

Rachelle and Lou sang Brahms' Lullaby to their 3-year-old son Patrick,who was sleeping with them as he was afraid of the monster under his bed. Together Rachelle and Lou sang,"Dream of playing football in high school," which put a smile on little Patrick's face as he was lulled into sleep in the arms of his loving,protective dad.

by JMC70 October 21, 2017

Gentleman's Lullaby

Masturbating until one falls asleep.
Using masturbation as a sleep aid.

I couldn't sleep because I was worried about finals so I performed the gentleman's lullaby and nodded right off.

by furter9b October 30, 2011