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lohan drip

A general nasal irritance characterized by: sniffling; nose wiping; skin redness due to high-velocity crystalline particle burn; and blood pouring down your face. It is caused by an inexhaustible quantity of priveledge and wealth that prevents you from realizing you are using far too much cocaine in the span of a day... every day!
i've got the lohan drip
by marinda July 28, 2008
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Lohan Drip

A general nasal irritance characterized by: sniffling; nose wiping; skin redness due to high-velocity crystalline particle burn; and blood pouring down your face. It is caused by an inexhaustible quantity of priveledge and wealth that prevents you from realizing you are using far too much cocaine in the span of a day... every day!
I've got the Lohan drip
by Beresford February 5, 2008
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Lohan Diet.

Basically consists of forgoing meals for Vodka and exercise bolemia. Success is determined by how often someone asks when was the last time you ate.
Chris: Screw south beach I'm trying the Lohan Diet.
Mike: Which is?
Chris:Vodka and a lot of cardio.
by M Greenie May 20, 2008
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Lohan Holiday

noun.

(1) When someone drinks heavily during a holiday, particularly when all of their extended family is present.

(2) An exotic mixture of illegal stimulants chosen for energy-fueling and appetite suppression.
(1) George: "Mom's in the other room sleeping even though the party isn't over, she's been on a Lohan Holiday for the entire week of Thanksgiving.

(2) Cindy: "OMG Vicky, you look so skinny, did you totes do a Lohan Holiday or some shit?"
by Luc Samatas September 13, 2009
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lohan episode

a lohan episode is when skinny and/or anorexic girl says a thing like "im not thin!" named for a magazine article in which lohan stated (in her present form) that there are a lot of girls out there who are thinner than she and that she's not that thin. yeah right.
one time i heard this ridiculously skinny girl say "im really not very thin!" she was really having a lohan episode
by the amphibian messiah September 19, 2005
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Lohan syndrome

Abonormally grotesque bowel movement, caused by use of perscription medications.
"Ooh, I just had a serious case of Lohan syndrome."
by Liberaunchy July 23, 2012
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lohan hat trick

To vomit, urinate, and then to defecate, usually all at once
God damn, Bobby just got a Lohan Hat Trick all in the cab!
by charliesbleachedasshole September 13, 2016
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