Logistically Challenging Wank

A wank with some challenges.

For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.

"Bruh I had a logistically challenging wank last night, Jesus Christ it was more difficult than doing the Christmas shopping

by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 21, 2018

Logistics Department

A department in the SCP Foundation that is enslaved to restock EVERTHING.

Person 1: What was that group called that refills the coffee machine?
Person 2: I think it was the Logistics Department.

by mhycro April 17, 2019

legistic

the state of being so legit, you're majestic.

Yanni: Duuuude, it's so legistic!

Emily: Legistic?

Yanni: Yeah bro, like so legit it's majestic.

Emily: Sweeeeeet.

by Britton:3 September 18, 2011

Logistically irrelevant

Oh no I know it's logistically irrelevant and the way you said it makes it sound like something Mik said... Which is funny. But no. I know that but that doesn't stop them from being insatiable, fat cock obsessed, gremlins does it?

Hym "No I know it's logistically irrelevant that isn't the issue is it?"

by Hym Iam February 21, 2023

Legistical

The feeling of being or something else is so legit that you can help be in shock because of the sheer legitness of the thing

Legit +mystical=legistical

that art piece in Ms.Fox's room is legistical.

I'm too legistical

by slap525 October 25, 2012

Logisticate

to provide the vision and overall direction for a task that will be completed by other people.

The Laundry will be picked up, sorted, pretreated, washed, dried, folded, pressed, hung and then delivered same day as per your wishes, but I'll be sure to check in with the team ahead of time to logisticate.

by David Noblez January 13, 2009

logitical

adj. A combination of logical and typical

Dang dude, the way you just solved that Calculus problem was logitical!

by fasfasfdsbgdfhdgjdf August 13, 2017