lofter

someone that is over weight

that person is a lofter.

by shrogor cheet January 7, 2020

Sir Loft

Sertraline aka Zoloft (Sir Loft) works by increasing the levels of Serotonin a neurotransmitter in the brain. It works better controlling anxiety and panic symptoms however than depression. Side effects are more common than the literature suggests including weight gain, hair loss, decreased libido and xerostomia (whatever the fuck that is). Then there's the Sertraline Discontinuation Syndrome that includes a particularly nasty feature called brain zaps or flips, that feels like an electric shock passing through your brain.

You're still on the Sir Loft aren't you, you got those dead eyes and ashen skin.

by Shougo April 1, 2022

lifty

Any person working at a ski area. Always underpaid, underlaid and usually stoned, lifties slave all winter for fresh tracks. You can tell a lifty by their unkempt hair, Carhartt jeans, duct taped jackets and look of confusion. Their jobs are boring and their appartments are littered with pizza boxes and empty cans of Pabst Blue Ribon.

I think that lifty threw a snowball at a Texan.

by Stephan Demers October 27, 2005

lefty's catcher mit

internet slang for something that appears to be there but turns out it isn't.

j.j. abrams monster in cloverfield seems to be a lefty's catcher mit.

by lameboymatt January 19, 2008

Dirty Loftus

The act of putting a lacrosse stick in between your legs and then using it to poke someone in the butt area.

Richard Loftus gave is notorious move the dirty loftus to one of his friends who asked what it was.

by Shark Attack Jensen April 15, 2009

too much loft

Is a sarcastic derogatory double entendre , usually made after a terrible golf shot. The key is the acronym l.o.f.t. meaning lack of fucking talent. It is best used against an unsuspecting victim who presumes by loft you mean the loft of the golf club.

Playing partner, "I think you had too much loft on that shot."
Shot maker, "No, I just caught it a little fat."
Playing partner, "By L.O.F.T. I meant lack of fucking talent, dillweed."

by keifermail August 23, 2008

lefty loosy righty tighty

lefty loosy righty tighty is the oppisite of righty tighty lefty loosy you tun left to tighten and right to loosen propane cylinders and fittings often use left handed threads

i was trying to hook up a propane tank not knowing you go lefty loosy righty tighty i finally figured it out and got the propane tank hooked up

by bluebear December 18, 2021