loftus

Jerk or stupid guy. This guy has plenty of lofty ideals but is an idiot.

That guy is a total loftus- always saying something dumb.
No, you fools, you are all loftuses.

by Sara N. September 19, 2008

Loftus

Fail. Ultimate fail. Hole. Crap. Deep hole. Garbage. o-o
Keywords. Anyways, Loftus fails, It has a service station, and a bottle-o, thats about it. It smells bad, And A.Russo lives there. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

O noes, we near Loftus, TURN LEFT TURN LEFT DAMMIT.
Okay men, we're going into Loftus, Wear your gas masks. OH MY GOD, LEYROY, THE RATS, BLAAAAGGGHHH~ *dies*

by Sexy Land October 3, 2007

Loftus

An adjective used to describe an annoying person who is obtuse or stupid. Similar to goofus or dorkus.

Rich is a total loftus, always saying innapropriate things and telling stupid stories.

by sarana July 26, 2008

lolture

tortured by laughing

lolture! thats so funny that it hurts

by lokachik December 27, 2010

Losturbious

To be strong willed yet unstable

Stephenie- He was always so nice but suddenly he snapped and attacked him. I never thought of him as a losturbious type of guy

by Edward darwin October 4, 2017

Lottury

Decentralized blockchain lottery free from bloated government bureaucracies

Coming out of poverty, winning the lottury

by crash0155 July 27, 2021

Lotur

He's charming, sweet and above all naughty on bed. If you meet him, your world will turn into a heaven. He's remarkably outgoing and wouldn't mind having ding dong together with all his wives. He never let's his friends down. If you find treasure him because he only comes once in a lifetime.

Her: hey! Is that lotur?
Me: yes
Her: he looks so sexy and looks ready to bounce on the bed

by Chinmai November 23, 2021