Loft Wall

It’s literally Anix’s definition of a wall that is on a loft.

“A loft wall, Urban Dictionary is like listening to me now...” -Anix

by Frowoah July 7, 2020

owls in the loft

Madness. Insanity. Dementia.

Thorozine: gets the owls out of the loft.

by gramaticon August 28, 2005

loft is lit

The loft of OG DANK BENTLEY IS LIT. THE LOFT IS THE MOST LIT SHED ATTIC IN DEER LAKE

Dude. The loft is lit

by Danefromschool January 20, 2016

Automatic Lofts

A place for college students in Chicago to live. Do not live there! Something that is nice to look at but when you move in everything gets turned around and it turns out to be a really bad place to live. The walls are thin and the internet sucks. You will find some awesome friends when living there, but do your best and avoid moving in.

Automatic Lofts Chicago IL

by LoftsStudent403 March 30, 2011

Loft Weasel

Disparaging term for an arts groupie who thinks they're an artist because they sleep with artists/musicians/writers.

Coined by 90's author William F. DeVault.

She thought she could paint like Picasso, but everyone knew she was just a loft weasel.

by E.J. Trelawny January 28, 2007

Anal loft

Another name for a cumdumpster, one who is served as a loft for Dick up their ass. Loft meaning a free and open space that is reserved for Dick.

Wowww, that girl over there, ugh, such an anal loft.

by Anal loft April 14, 2017

Dutch Loft

when ones sleeping quarters reside in a small space between the mattress and ceiling (namely in a situation requiring one to crawl on hands and knees to reach pillow), and in an attempt to avoid creating a dutch oven, one rips ass outside of the sheets but effectively "dutches" their loft.

heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.

"I should have just taken that shit before i went to bed, now im going to suffocate from this dutch loft"

by Testicle Tuesday January 19, 2008