licorice cookie

How do u even like him?

Licorice cookie is amazing 👍 I forgor

by Mclover29i September 10, 2021

licorish

Extremely greedy and gluttonous when it comes to food. Wanting to eat everything in sight like a wild Snorlax.

This fat girl is very licorish. She want so eat all of the food!

by FettyMat June 15, 2016

licorice tummy

this condition comes about when a person eats too much licorice on an empty stomach, resulting in an upset stomach, burping, and discomfort.

Hey Andrew, you comin' out tonight?

Nah man, I think I got licorice tummy

by RIP3Pac January 16, 2017

Lincolnton Middle School

a place where you want to die as soon as you walk in the door. a place that people are fake asf. where you want to die the first seconds you walk through the doors.

“I fucking hate this school” “welcome to Lincolnton middle school”

by 💭💓 November 18, 2018

Evil Lincoln

Identical in appearance to your average Abraham Lincoln, an Evil Lincoln differs only in that he is entirely evil, with absolutely no moral core. Will kill abundently and pointlessly, wherever and whenever possible. Some varients sport glowing red eyes. Often roars "RAAARGH!" as he attacks. Their motivations and aims remain unknown, as anyone attempting to analyse them is normally murdered brutally and repeatedly. Some eyewitnesses claim Robotic Evil Lincolns exist, but this is unlikely and scary.

"Hey, Jackio, wanna hire Die Hard and get a pizza in? I feel like eating Ital- ARGHH!! NO! NO! My splean! GOD HELP ME! EVIL LINCOLN!! Please, God, let me - ARGHHH!!! NOT THE VARIOUS GUTS!!! Glughh.."
"Dude, you ok? Dude?"

by Horace Wimp November 7, 2006

lincoln log

No, No, No! You're all wrong. A Lincoln Log is when you drop a loaf that's so big and solid that it by itself (without any t.p.) can plug the toilet. if the toilet doesnt plug then it's not a Lincoln Log. Officially it has to be one of those high pressure flushing public bathroom toilets for it to be a real Lincoln Log. You know, those toilets that flush with the sound of a jet taking off. Ever since my good friend Big Head Ed introduced eating regular fiber in his diet nobody has been able to create real Lincoln Logs, so out of traditional honour the standard has dropped to any type of toilet. And please people, lets capitalize the words Lincoln Log. Show some respect for its glory!

Mike: "AH! Yuck, somebody passed a smelly ol' Lincoln Log in this public washroom!"
Albert: "I kind of like that smell"
Other person in the washroom: "That's gross!"

by M Dogg March 25, 2005

abraham lincoln was a good old man

abrahaham lincoln was a good old man a dirty nursery rime used by school children and others to poke fun of abraham lincoln

abraham lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand he said excuse me laddies just doing my duty why not pull down your pants and give me some booty

by littlejimmie July 17, 2019