Hotter than the flames of hell. Has her moods but is still always a great friend to anyone. If you cross her she'll be a bitch at times. Has the nicest ass that you will ever see. Makes sure she gets noticed in the room. A flirt but not when she has a boyfriend. Basically the nicest girl in school including the nicest body. She's sexy.
by Woahtheregirl December 08, 2011
The most cutest, heavenly, sweet treatiest, scrumptious, nicest, blissful thing the world has ever seen. It is rumored that this shrine put on earth by God dates back to the 1980s, a period where rock and roll and sex ruled.
With a beam of light shining from the heavens above, the temple of Lindsay lies somewhere in the massive land of Tayha.
by Brent72188 June 17, 2008
Lindsay is the best person you will ever meat usually blond hair nice funny and although she thinks she is trash she is the best thing ever. She is always saying that she is so bad and dumb but really she is perfect in every way
Lindsay is perfect
by Tidy thx fun December 28, 2017
A woman who tastes like unicorn meat.
by Brad/Dave May 10, 2010
A wonderful and beautiful girl. You are lucky to have her in your life, smart and caring she is always there for you. She is also the Queen Of Raccoons.
by KING OF RACCOONS March 09, 2019
A tough girl most guys want, but only the guy she likes gets her, and if he rejects her he will be sorry. Stronger than most guys, she still has a heart of gold, she admires her few friends and is very kind.
by Magic_Turtle December 27, 2017
An eastern variation of the western delicacy, the yogurt parfait. It doesn't hide any of its ingredients; it proudly displays its granola, fruits, and yogurt with confidence. This transparency creates an immediate connection and fosters a sense of trust in its composition. Real food. Very real.
The yogurt has been exposed to a variety of different bacterial cultures, which all complement each other to form a full, sophisticated blend. The perfect mix of sweetness and courage; richness and intelligence; creaminess and curiosity. Its presence alone will bring a smile to your face. Its cinnamon speckles like adorable freckles, or stars on a Starry Night.
Even if served cold (but be careful to keep away from drafts (or the yogurt can lose moisture)), it somehow always exudes a certain warmth. One can't help but feel that this dessert will make the world a better place, and indeed already has made the world a better place, infecting every person it touches with a certain positivity, leaving them happier than before.
The moment it touches your lips (if you ever have the great fortune of experiencing it), you will be absolutely enamored, its kiss soft yet fierce, filling you with its warmth and sparking an electromagnetic connection that jolts your heart's conduction system (the berries, yogurt, and fruit, act as cathode, electrolyte, and anode to form a high voltage battery. Or something).
Eat with Costa Rican coffee or a pickle, and have a tin or two of cocoa biscuits nearby.
The yogurt has been exposed to a variety of different bacterial cultures, which all complement each other to form a full, sophisticated blend. The perfect mix of sweetness and courage; richness and intelligence; creaminess and curiosity. Its presence alone will bring a smile to your face. Its cinnamon speckles like adorable freckles, or stars on a Starry Night.
Even if served cold (but be careful to keep away from drafts (or the yogurt can lose moisture)), it somehow always exudes a certain warmth. One can't help but feel that this dessert will make the world a better place, and indeed already has made the world a better place, infecting every person it touches with a certain positivity, leaving them happier than before.
The moment it touches your lips (if you ever have the great fortune of experiencing it), you will be absolutely enamored, its kiss soft yet fierce, filling you with its warmth and sparking an electromagnetic connection that jolts your heart's conduction system (the berries, yogurt, and fruit, act as cathode, electrolyte, and anode to form a high voltage battery. Or something).
Eat with Costa Rican coffee or a pickle, and have a tin or two of cocoa biscuits nearby.
by elperezoso4882 July 01, 2023